Manifesto #100: The Influence of Depeche Mode

slang · 12-27-2002, 01:24 AM

I had a nightmare that I was in a rowboat with Al Gore. He made me row and was insulting me as he ate some cheese doodles.

I looked into the water and saw Depeche Mode singing under the water on a stage that seemed to follow the rowboat. There were no bubbles coming from their mouths and I could hear their music faintly from the conduction of the water to the rowboat hull.

Then Al's cellphone rang and it was Bill Clinton....and he wanted to talk to me!

I woke up screaming. So what does this mean, am I crazy or gay?

12-27-2002, 01:24 AM	#14
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	I had a nightmare that I was in a rowboat with Al Gore. He made me row and was insulting me as he ate some cheese doodles. I looked into the water and saw Depeche Mode singing under the water on a stage that seemed to follow the rowboat. There were no bubbles coming from their mouths and I could hear their music faintly from the conduction of the water to the rowboat hull. Then Al's cellphone rang and it was Bill Clinton....and he wanted to talk to me! I woke up screaming. So what does this mean, am I crazy or gay? __________________ FTFF Last edited by slang; 12-27-2002 at 01:32 AM.

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