How to be a Bully.....online? - Page 6

wolf · 12-22-2006, 12:18 AM

If I ever get back to making them, I'll send you a doily. I have some other things to finish first though.

Would you prefer it to be scented with lavendar, jasmine, Hoppes #9, or Marlboros?

SteveDallas · 12-22-2006, 08:37 AM

I can just imagine wolf at A. C. Moore or Michael's asking the woman at the flower-arranging department if she knows whether the last yarn shipment had any of the camo in it.

Spexxvet · 12-22-2006, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

It could be. I have some camo yarn sitting in the to do basket.

I'm working on two afghans intermittmently at the moment, one knitted, one crocheted.

After working on the two afghans, are you going to work on two iraqis?

Spexxvet · 12-22-2006, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

I can just imagine wolf at A. C. Moore or Michael's asking the woman at the flower-arranging department if she knows whether the last yarn shipment had any of the camo in it.

Or pulling out her pistol and asking if they have some speed crosheen (sp) to match the color.

Sundae · 12-22-2006, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

After working on the two afghans, are you going to work on two iraqis?

skysidhe · 12-22-2006, 10:17 AM

Letter To Santa, A

Dear Santa Claus,

It has been brought to my attention by one of our operatives that you have secured for yourself, and your interests, a very lucrative position in the toy and game industry. Normally, my associates and I would not involve ourselves in self-exploitation schemes such as yours. However, it is quite clear to us that you have over-stepped your bounds and are coming into my family’s territories. That I cannot let you do.

Mr. Claus, we’ve known each other for many years, and we have no problem with your operations in the North Pole. But, uh, Consuela tells me that you have expanded your deliveries to the entire south side, most of the north side, and everywhere but the Jewish neighborhoods.

I understand, Mr. Kringle, that you and I share many interests. We both make lists. We both know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Have I mentioned, that, uh, red is also my favorite color? This year when you make your rounds, I hope you’ll take time stop by the house for a cup of coffee and some cookies, so that, uh, we can discuss an offer I know you can’t refuse. I know how much you like cookies. I am sure you will do this thing I ask out of respect, but I would be remiss if I did not remind you of the tragic demise of our mutual friend and confidant, Frosty T. Snowman. I regret that it was necessary to teach Frosty a lesson.

Sincerely, and with warmest wishes for you and the lovely Mrs. Claus,

Lumberjim

P.S.
It would be most unfortunate for you to wake up one morning to find the heads of eight tiny reindeers in bed with you. I am sure you are a reasonable man, and this will not be necessary.

lumberjim · 12-22-2006, 12:37 PM

you want me

Elspode · 12-22-2006, 12:47 PM

Yeah. She wants you...in concrete galoshes.

Trilby · 12-22-2006, 02:32 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

you want me

I think she wants you, too. Sometimes open hostility is really a cover for the raw, sexual turn-on someone is experiencing.

Or, she could be sticking your vodoo-doll image with a pin.

Aliantha · 12-23-2006, 01:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

I think she wants you, too. Sometimes open hostility is really a cover for the raw, sexual turn-on someone is experiencing.

OK...someone's been reading too much mills & boon...or they're still in the school yard. lol

Trilby · 12-23-2006, 08:19 AM

It's a joke, Ali.

Or are you just being an online bully? lol.

I've never heard of mills & boon so, no; I haven't been reading too much of them.

Sundae · 12-23-2006, 08:38 AM

Does Mills & Boon in Oz have raw sexual turn-ons? In the UK I think we're still stuck at fluttering sensations and breathlessness...

SteveDallas · 12-23-2006, 09:01 AM

Does that include heaving bosoms? Or is that considered a discreet sub-category of breathlessness?

Trilby · 12-23-2006, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Does that include heaving bosoms? Or is that considered a discreet sub-category of breathlessness?

Well, if breathlessness doesn't include heaving bosoms, it's pretty lame breathlessness. The heaving bosoms should also be threatening to spill out of the raven-haired minx's gown!

I have man ideas too...like how bulging the codpiece should be, how hairy the chest and how strong and thrusting the buttocks.

Trilby · 12-23-2006, 09:09 AM

Things that must also be addressed: how rich and cruel and sexually deviant is Lord Longcox? And how poverty-stricken, desperate and sumptuously beautiful Lady EaseLay is.

12-22-2006, 12:18 AM	#76
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	If I ever get back to making them, I'll send you a doily. I have some other things to finish first though. Would you prefer it to be scented with lavendar, jasmine, Hoppes #9, or Marlboros? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-22-2006, 10:17 AM	#81
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	How LJ bullys Santa , In handwriting. Letter To Santa, A Dear Santa Claus, It has been brought to my attention by one of our operatives that you have secured for yourself, and your interests, a very lucrative position in the toy and game industry. Normally, my associates and I would not involve ourselves in self-exploitation schemes such as yours. However, it is quite clear to us that you have over-stepped your bounds and are coming into my family’s territories. That I cannot let you do. Mr. Claus, we’ve known each other for many years, and we have no problem with your operations in the North Pole. But, uh, Consuela tells me that you have expanded your deliveries to the entire south side, most of the north side, and everywhere but the Jewish neighborhoods. I understand, Mr. Kringle, that you and I share many interests. We both make lists. We both know who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Have I mentioned, that, uh, red is also my favorite color? This year when you make your rounds, I hope you’ll take time stop by the house for a cup of coffee and some cookies, so that, uh, we can discuss an offer I know you can’t refuse. I know how much you like cookies. I am sure you will do this thing I ask out of respect, but I would be remiss if I did not remind you of the tragic demise of our mutual friend and confidant, Frosty T. Snowman. I regret that it was necessary to teach Frosty a lesson. Sincerely, and with warmest wishes for you and the lovely Mrs. Claus, Lumberjim P.S. It would be most unfortunate for you to wake up one morning to find the heads of eight tiny reindeers in bed with you. I am sure you are a reasonable man, and this will not be necessary.

12-22-2006, 12:37 PM	#82
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	you want me __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

12-22-2006, 12:47 PM	#83
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yeah. She wants you...in concrete galoshes. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-23-2006, 08:19 AM	#86
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	It's a joke, Ali. Or are you just being an online bully? lol. I've never heard of mills & boon so, no; I haven't been reading too much of them. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum Last edited by Trilby; 12-23-2006 at 08:45 AM.

12-22-2006, 08:37 AM	#77
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I can just imagine wolf at A. C. Moore or Michael's asking the woman at the flower-arranging department if she knows whether the last yarn shipment had any of the camo in it.

12-23-2006, 08:38 AM	#87
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Does Mills & Boon in Oz have raw sexual turn-ons? In the UK I think we're still stuck at fluttering sensations and breathlessness... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-23-2006, 09:01 AM	#88
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Does that include heaving bosoms? Or is that considered a discreet sub-category of breathlessness?

12-23-2006, 09:09 AM	#90
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Things that must also be addressed: how rich and cruel and sexually deviant is Lord Longcox? And how poverty-stricken, desperate and sumptuously beautiful Lady EaseLay is. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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