Pilfering fire wood

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Watsa matta with Norway Maples?

They're lazy, dishonest, and they'll drink all your good booze after you're asleep.

You can't use them to make maple syrup, the wood is for shit-useless as firewood or furniture wood, they grow too fast and are disease prone, they are good hosts for black spot (fungus), they don't turn a particularly amusing color in the fall, they pee on the carpet, and they are unrepentant. They create too much shade.

Other than that, they're great.