What do you want for X-mas

[SteveDallas]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

it has to be for yourself (no, seeing your kids playing with it is not for you).

Why are women's breasts like electric trains?
They're supposed to be for the kids, but Dad always ends up playing with them.

If I were asking Santa Claus (as opposed to my family, all of whom are on tight budgets), I would ask for a high-def capable video projector, and an appropriate screen. (And the time to actually sit down & watch some DVDs, but that's another story.)