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Parenting Bringing up the shorties so they aren't completely messed up |
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A person. duh.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Some-where over the rainbow...
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Oh no... NOT THANKSGIVING!!
I wish I didn't have to go to thanksgiving... these stupid little cousins of mine are so annoying. NOBODY bareley ever does anything about it so I am the one suffering with these whining seven-to-three year olds.
![]() I wish I could just run away from them... the little brats >_>
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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Someday you'll graduate from the Kid's Table.
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Your Bartender
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Philly Burbs, PA
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
Join Date: Apr 2006
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You could graduate this year if you use your head. Make an adult like conversation about it. Make sure the grownups know the payoffs to you moving up. Short term = help with THE dinner or some other thing besides being the baby table chaperone. Long term= promise to pay in chores to prove to your parents your ready to move away from the baby table. Ask to get paid baby sitter fees because you are no longer a child and would like to talk at the table using words with more than one syllable. :p |
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I wonder . . .
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be.
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Or you could come to MY house. My seven-to-three year olds are very entertaining and they always love a fresh audience . . . it's like a three ring circus, each child doing their own show while the others are doing theirs. It is so nice that we have a nice round number like three so we can not screw with the metaphor . . .
Do you think Tequila goes with Turkey?
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Tequila goes with EVERYTHING!
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lobber of scimitars
Join Date: Jul 2001
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UT, how about looking into some authentic colonial recipes, and making something that may have actually graced the table at the first Thanksgiving. Gooseberry Fool or something like that there ...
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I wonder . . .
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: The Left Coast, a pretty good place to be.
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Here you go:
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still says videotape
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