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xoxoxoBruce · 11-08-2006, 07:10 PM

Oh, ok. Thanks for straightening that out, Selene...and belated welcome to the Cellar.

Dysfunction is a strange animal. Had a stretch where the damn thing wouldn't cooperate the first time with every new lover. Man, was that embarrassing, explaining in advance. But the ones that rose to the challenge, made it rise to the occasion. Also a stretch on anti-depressants was countered with Viagra. But enough about me.

You've gotten the work it out together advice, so lets get down to the nitty gritty. Elspode said he likes kissing....that's intimacy...and a start.

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Els ~ Buy a trunk full of toys, creams and props. Several times a week, go to town on that pussy until it's owner sings like a high school nympho. I'm talking sonic queefs and a vertical grin. If your dick wants to join in, make it a three way, if not leave him out. Oh, and don't forget her other naughty bits get jealous, so include them in the orgy.

Selene ~ Make him stick to the pre & mutually agreed on, schedule.....no excuses. Don't fake any queefing or singing or grinning...make sure you're satisfied....make him sweat, make him groove.

Now after a month or so, add some reverse play dates in between, where the roles are reversed. Keep adding dates until every night is booked, except maybe Mondays during football season. Hey, ya gotta be reasonable.

AFTER the evenings festivities, you can analyze and discuss other aspects of life. You'll be surprised how quickly you'll come to agreement on them.

Now if you two can't get and stick with the program, I swear I'm coming out there and supervise.

Elspode · 11-08-2006, 08:48 PM

Trust me, there's plenty of toys. Is it alright if I work myself up to speed slowly, coach?

xoxoxoBruce · 11-08-2006, 10:21 PM

Yeah, ok...but be quick about it...the frost is on the pumpkin, ya know.

SeleneRati · 11-08-2006, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Now if you two can't get and stick with the program, I swear I'm coming out there and supervise.

Love to see you out here, but you can't supervise because we have a one penis in the bed per pussy rule. Course, you could supervise, but would have to bring your own pussy with you...or we could try to provide one for you if necessary.

11-08-2006, 07:10 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Oh, ok. Thanks for straightening that out, Selene...and belated welcome to the Cellar. Dysfunction is a strange animal. Had a stretch where the damn thing wouldn't cooperate the first time with every new lover. Man, was that embarrassing, explaining in advance. But the ones that rose to the challenge, made it rise to the occasion. Also a stretch on anti-depressants was countered with Viagra. But enough about me. You've gotten the work it out together advice, so lets get down to the nitty gritty. Elspode said he likes kissing....that's intimacy...and a start. NSFW Els ~ Buy a trunk full of toys, creams and props. Several times a week, go to town on that pussy until it's owner sings like a high school nympho. I'm talking sonic queefs and a vertical grin. If your dick wants to join in, make it a three way, if not leave him out. Oh, and don't forget her other naughty bits get jealous, so include them in the orgy. Selene ~ Make him stick to the pre & mutually agreed on, schedule.....no excuses. Don't fake any queefing or singing or grinning...make sure you're satisfied....make him sweat, make him groove. Now after a month or so, add some reverse play dates in between, where the roles are reversed. Keep adding dates until every night is booked, except maybe Mondays during football season. Hey, ya gotta be reasonable. AFTER the evenings festivities, you can analyze and discuss other aspects of life. You'll be surprised how quickly you'll come to agreement on them. Now if you two can't get and stick with the program, I swear I'm coming out there and supervise. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

11-08-2006, 08:48 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Trust me, there's plenty of toys. Is it alright if I work myself up to speed slowly, coach? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

11-08-2006, 10:21 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Yeah, ok...but be quick about it...the frost is on the pumpkin, ya know. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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