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Old 11-06-2006, 12:09 PM   #1
morethanpretty
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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl
Within six hours I was on the toilet every 20 minutes or so. The pain was so intense I thought that I would find the whole of my rectum hanging out when I went to wipe. In fact after a few sessions it did begin to pooch out a bit.

Even when I had finished on the toilet the fun wasn't over, when it all contracted back together again it hurt even more.
Arg thats gross, I'm so sorry. You should get an periwash bottle (the squirty bottle they give pregnant/just delivered women), so that you can squirt water at it instead of having to wipe. Thats what my mother uses when she's sick or is having to go for a colonoscopy (sp?). I use one when I'm on my monthly, they help.

My TMI...hmmm well I haven't been G on here really but I also haven't given details...so here is some good stuff. My boyfriend likes to have sex from behind (not anal) so do I, hits the spot every time. :p
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Old 11-06-2006, 12:38 PM   #2
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SG, besides the periwash, you might also want to obtain a copy of Johnny Cash doing "Ring of Fire"... :p
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