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Fun Extra Activities for those attending session above:

Global National Roulette - Rumsfeld spins the wheel to see which nation will be the next one "made safe for democracy."

Dealing with the poverty issue: Dick Cheney gets to kill as many people below the poverty line as he can in one hour. Those who die will be accused of not following proper hunter safety rules.

Bonfire on the White House lawn: All copies of the Constitution will be thrown into the flames ans Republican members of Congress will dance around it dressed like Iraqi's and giving war whoops.

Halliburten Door Prize: The winner gets to charge the US military $200/gal for gas in Iraq and keep the proceeds for one entire year.

Army night in the DC ghetto: Watch as all young black males between the ages of 18 and 30 are rounded up at gun point and given the choice of joining the army or facing the firing sqad.

Laura Bush and Connie Rice mud wrestling match. The winner gets to keep her man and the loser has to go to bed with Jeb Bush.

Homeland Security surprise arrests. The names of liberals will be put into a hat and drawn at random. Those names picked get surprise 3:00am visits by Homeland Security, declared unlawful enemy aliens and a free trip to Cuba for life.