Keep Big Brother's Hands Off the Internet By Sen. John Ashcroft

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Originally posted by sycamore
Well, you are incredibly Un-American Maggie...don't you realize that things have changed? This is Amerika now...not America!

*looks to the heavens* Why God why?! Why did you let this idiot come from Pofuckingdunk, Missouri?

(God speaks from the heavens) Because he lost his US senate seat to a dead man. What, you wanted him to find honest work? He had to go somewhere or he'd be wandering around aimlessly like Al Gore!