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Old 10-20-2006, 08:17 PM   #1
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As for the old intruder in the house scenario I wouldn't need a gun. I'd be perfectly capable of beating the pulp out of someone with a lamp or chair or handful of quarters in a sock.
Even if it was Chuck Norris?
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Old 10-20-2006, 08:23 PM   #2
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Even if it was Chuck Norris?
there you go again, arguing the exception...

But if it was chuck norris I'd just hold up a mirror and he'd go into a feedback loop of self immolation creating a black hole which would actually suck time into itself.
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