See Spammer (group poem)

Shawnee123 · 10-18-2006, 09:57 AM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging asshole
What is the troll's goal?
To dominate the leading roll.

See attention whore
Handstand on the floor
Blow right through ya' door
Even Duran cries no more!
I'll bet his asshole's sore.

See shock post
Eat pot roast
You'll be toast

10-18-2006, 09:57 AM	#24
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging asshole What is the troll's goal? To dominate the leading roll. See attention whore Handstand on the floor Blow right through ya' door Even Duran cries no more! I'll bet his asshole's sore. See shock post Eat pot roast You'll be toast __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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