See Spammer (group poem)

Elspode · 10-17-2006, 01:17 PM

See Spammer.
You yammer
You're as cheesy as Leerdammer
The world's a nail when you're a hammer

See th' asshole
Wearin' his pink bow
You love to steal the whole damn show
You say goodbye, and I say hello

See rapper
On the Crapper
See a hooker in a bugzapper
All the guys, they wanna tap her

See preacher
He ain't a teacher
Doesn't have a redeeming feature
Making out beneath the bleacher

See da man
On da can
He's the guy we want to ban
Too bad the mods won't follow the plan
Until, that is, the spam hits the fan...

See the troll
That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work)

10-17-2006, 01:29 PM

Spam I am
I like green eggs and ham
it up every chance I get
Cuz the mod are so moderate
So you're stuck with me
Wanna see my pee-pee?
Too bad
Cuz I'm free
to show it all to the bored
Look at all the victories
I think I've scored
I cum all over my screen
When you folks are so mean
I'm a legend in my own mind
And on the internet
No one can kick me from behind
(although I wish you could
it gets me off)
But I ain't getting off here
'till I've shot my every last wad
And word, too
Heh Heh heh
Too bad for YOU!

Elspode · 10-17-2006, 01:50 PM

Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter...

10-17-2006, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter...

It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!

Elspode · 10-18-2006, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko

It helps when I just don't jump into he middle of the thread without reading the other replies first. I thought everyone was supposed to write their own poem about the spammer. I thought "yours" was quite good, Patrick!

I enjoyed yours as well...I just was pointing out that it was a group "add a line" effort.

10-17-2006, 01:17 PM	#1
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	See Spammer. You yammer You're as cheesy as Leerdammer The world's a nail when you're a hammer See th' asshole Wearin' his pink bow You love to steal the whole damn show You say goodbye, and I say hello See rapper On the Crapper See a hooker in a bugzapper All the guys, they wanna tap her See preacher He ain't a teacher Doesn't have a redeeming feature Making out beneath the bleacher See da man On da can He's the guy we want to ban Too bad the mods won't follow the plan Until, that is, the spam hits the fan... See the troll That frigging a**hole (sorry, netnanny at work) __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2006, 01:50 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Man, that's kinda long for a group poem starter... __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-17-2006, 01:29 PM	#2
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Spam I am I like green eggs and ham it up every chance I get Cuz the mod are so moderate So you're stuck with me Wanna see my pee-pee? Too bad Cuz I'm free to show it all to the bored Look at all the victories I think I've scored I cum all over my screen When you folks are so mean I'm a legend in my own mind And on the internet No one can kick me from behind (although I wish you could it gets me off) But I ain't getting off here 'till I've shot my every last wad And word, too Heh Heh heh Too bad for YOU!

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