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View Poll Results: Start all over and be a virgin
Both of us 0 0%
Just my partner 1 3.23%
Just me 3 9.68%
Wouldn't change a thing 27 87.10%
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Old 10-13-2006, 02:24 PM   #1
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Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:06 PM   #2
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Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.
"Relevant bits essentially anesthetized". LJ, I think we have a winning User Title, here.
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Old 10-13-2006, 09:18 PM   #3
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I was one of those "nice guys" that took the meaning of the word "no" to really mean "no." My HS girlfriend and I would indulge in heavy petting for an hour or so. Never took the "plunge." Dammit! I was 22 the first time and it wasn't my HS girlfriend. We broke up after she graduated.
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Old 10-14-2006, 07:35 PM   #4
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Yeah, my first time actually "doing it" was lame. Plus, we had been dry humping for like 2 hours, so the relevant bits were essentially anesthetized.
Reminds me of this Kevin Smith monolog
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