funny work stories

lumberjim · 10-04-2006, 04:05 PM

last week we had a post operative transsexual purchase a car. there were the typical jibes and jokes, which i'd heard before and didn;t really prompt more than a chuckle. So, anyway, yesterday, I'm packaging up the deal preparing it to send in to the lender. This entails going through every piece of paper in the deal jacket and sorting it into piles based on where it will go next ( bank, titlework, internal, and 'junk') One of the papers is a letter addressed to the customer about some insurance issue from a previous car.

It begins:

Dear Sir/Madam,

the end

xoxoxoBruce · 10-04-2006, 11:09 PM

I alway wondered who those letters were written for.

wolf · 10-05-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

last week we had a post operative transsexual purchase a car. there were the typical jibes and jokes,

Ah, but did anyone ask the two most important questions ...

1. After the surgery, did she lose the ability to parallel park?

2. Why give up comfortable shoes for high heels?

I, with great seriousness, have asked these two questions of a couple of the M->F's that I know.

limey · 10-05-2006, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Ah, but did anyone ask the two most important questions ...

1. After the surgery, did she lose the ability to parallel park?

2. Why give up comfortable shoes for high heels?

I, with great seriousness, have asked these two questions of a couple of the M->F's that I know.

C'mon wolf, what were the answers?!?!?!

wolf · 10-05-2006, 05:22 PM

For Limey, the best answers:

1. After the surgery, did she lose the ability to parallel park?

"I couldn't parallel park before the surgery!"

2. Why give up comfortable shoes for high heels?

"It was never about the shoes, but I still wear flats because I'm too tall for heels."

xoxoxoBruce · 10-05-2006, 08:29 PM

Quote:

He suddenly stopped talking, looked at the TV , then at me, then at the TV again, then eventually: 'you mean we weren't really robbed....?'

Doh

10-04-2006, 04:05 PM	#1
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	last week we had a post operative transsexual purchase a car. there were the typical jibes and jokes, which i'd heard before and didn;t really prompt more than a chuckle. So, anyway, yesterday, I'm packaging up the deal preparing it to send in to the lender. This entails going through every piece of paper in the deal jacket and sorting it into piles based on where it will go next ( bank, titlework, internal, and 'junk') One of the papers is a letter addressed to the customer about some insurance issue from a previous car. It begins: Dear Sir/Madam, the end __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-04-2006, 11:09 PM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I alway wondered who those letters were written for. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-05-2006, 05:22 PM	#5
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	For Limey, the best answers: 1. After the surgery, did she lose the ability to parallel park? "I couldn't parallel park before the surgery!" 2. Why give up comfortable shoes for high heels? "It was never about the shoes, but I still wear flats because I'm too tall for heels." __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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