The utterly pointless Chuck Norris thread

Beestie · 09-22-2006, 11:30 AM

Once, Chu-.. er, MR. Norris was having one of those standoff things with this uber bad dude with long hair and tall and big and mean and bad and evil and wearing leather who just hurt someone that Mr. Norris cared for where they show Mr. Norris' icy stare then the other guy's icy stare then back and forth showing icy stares as the tension mounts THEN, all the sudden, Mr. Norris CLAPPED his hands together real fast in front of the bad dude's face and his eyeballs just exploded then his whole head exploded.

Yep. Saw the whole thing. In person.

On TV.

But it wasn't a like a rerun or anything.

09-22-2006, 11:30 AM	#1
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Once, Chu-.. er, MR. Norris was having one of those standoff things with this uber bad dude with long hair and tall and big and mean and bad and evil and wearing leather who just hurt someone that Mr. Norris cared for where they show Mr. Norris' icy stare then the other guy's icy stare then back and forth showing icy stares as the tension mounts THEN, all the sudden, Mr. Norris CLAPPED his hands together real fast in front of the bad dude's face and his eyeballs just exploded then his whole head exploded. Yep. Saw the whole thing. In person. On TV. But it wasn't a like a rerun or anything. __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

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