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Old 08-31-2006, 12:08 PM   #1
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You'll have to put the perfume in a balloon up your ass.
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:41 PM   #2
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Apparently, people were shipping perfume in large quantities to the Middle East, and that just pissed them off. Something about how they enjoyed the way their camels smelled, and we should, too.
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:22 PM   #3
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Something about how they enjoyed the way their camels smelled, and we should, too.
The camelipstick sailed through. Go figure.
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Old 08-31-2006, 03:20 PM   #4
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You'll have to put the perfume in a balloon up your ass.
Clerk: Any bullets, guns, knives, rockets, biological agents, nuclear material, shoebombs, broken glass, gasoline, toenail clippers, boxcutters, tweezers, ...(takes a breath)..lighters, sharpend pencils, rolled up newspapers, scary holloween masks, staples, thick rubber bands, combs over 8" long.........or a balloon full of perfume up your ass?
Slang: Damn!! How'd you know?
Clerk: I work for the post office and we know everything....except where your missing mail went.
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