8/16/2006: Image backlog clearing

glatt · 08-16-2006, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

I've also eaten ants. I can't remember what species they were, but there was a deli in London that I used to visit with my Grandparents. They tasted meaty as I remember - not what I expected.

I ate a couple ants a week or two ago. They are very active and keep coming into our house. I was eating lunch with the family and ants were coming up onto the dining room table. So a grabbed a couple of them and threw them into my mouth as I chewed my sandwich. Mostly just to amuse the kids and make my wife roll her eyes.

Trilby · 08-16-2006, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

So a grabbed a couple of them and threw them into my mouth as I chewed my sandwich. Mostly just to amuse the kids

You're a weird dude.

Elspode · 08-16-2006, 12:39 PM

You'll want to make certain you don't make any spelling errors if you ever tell anyone that you have recently eaten a couple of your a(u)nts.

Shawnee123 · 08-16-2006, 01:12 PM

Some time ago, during the year of a cycle where there are many locusts (that's what we call them, is it the same as cicadas?) my brother gathered up a bunch of locust shells and constructed a football game. Opposing teams set in formation (he was a graduate assistant football coach at the time...I mean American football) complete with coaches and sidelines. It was quite funny.

Spexxvet · 08-16-2006, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt

I ate a couple ants a week or two ago. They are very active and keep coming into our house. I was eating lunch with the family and ants were coming up onto the dining room table. So a grabbed a couple of them and threw them into my mouth as I chewed my sandwich. Mostly just to amuse the kids and make my wife roll her eyes.

The ants had just come from a visit to the pile of dogshit just outside.

capnhowdy · 08-16-2006, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

The ants had just come from a visit to the pile of dogshit just outside.

Well the guy who baked the bread and processed the sandwich contents had most likely just scratched his ass.

xoxoxoBruce · 08-16-2006, 07:46 PM

Only 14 posts to degenerate to dogshit and ass scratching. Makes a Mother proud.

08-16-2006, 12:39 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	You'll want to make certain you don't make any spelling errors if you ever tell anyone that you have recently eaten a couple of your a(u)nts. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-16-2006, 01:12 PM	#4
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Some time ago, during the year of a cycle where there are many locusts (that's what we call them, is it the same as cicadas?) my brother gathered up a bunch of locust shells and constructed a football game. Opposing teams set in formation (he was a graduate assistant football coach at the time...I mean American football) complete with coaches and sidelines. It was quite funny. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-16-2006, 07:46 PM	#7
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Only 14 posts to degenerate to dogshit and ass scratching. Makes a Mother proud. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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