Torture

fargon · 07-24-2006, 05:07 PM

Last month a good friend of mine gave me a 17' outboard boat and trailer, cuz I was board and going crazy. With all the troubles it was nice to have something to take my mind off my problems. Yesterday We finally put her in the water, and she ran great 60MPH down the river, lotsa fun. today I went to the marina and the cover was half off and 1 fuel tank was empty and the other tank was full of water. I cant believe that somebody can do that, I hope that this was not a preview of the future.

My question to the Cellar at large is what kind of torture to use on this maggot?

barefoot serpent · 07-24-2006, 05:20 PM

stake 'em down on a fire ant hill.

Spexxvet · 07-24-2006, 05:58 PM

Chop off thier genitals with the propellor!

Not really. Forgive and forget. Don't waste your life thinking about vengence.

JayMcGee · 07-24-2006, 06:54 PM

I'm with spexx..... whoever did this was some kind of green/kid-lovin' killjoy type of person.

You batter those banks..... more mud in the river the better... hides the stupid kids swimming in it..... you 're doing a favour to the gene-pool...

capnhowdy · 07-24-2006, 07:40 PM

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em.

WabUfvot5 · 07-25-2006, 05:11 AM

Make 'em drink gasoline!

dar512 · 07-25-2006, 09:25 AM

Just take the fuel hoses with you when you go.

glatt · 07-25-2006, 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JayMcGee

I'm with spexx..... whoever did this was some kind of green/kid-lovin' killjoy type of person.

You batter those banks..... more mud in the river the better... hides the stupid kids swimming in it..... you 're doing a favour to the gene-pool...

If they stole the gas, it wasn't an earth first type person, it was a common thief. A tree hugger type would just put sugar in the gas tanks.

fargon · 07-25-2006, 07:25 PM

The gas thief was caught. he used his own hose and pumped the gas into a can and put it in his car. The joke was on him I have an elderly Johnson outboard that takes 50:1 mix. When he started his car smoke everywhere. he was fired from his job at the marina, and the theft was reported this has been going on all summer he just chose the wrong boat to steal gas from.

JayMcGee · 07-25-2006, 07:47 PM

don't you just love that.... what goes round, comes round...

I'm seriously thinking of buying a boat this year..... probally a GRP cruiser, there's no way I can afford a narrowboat.

But I shan't be doing anything like 60 mph.... the limit on British Waterways canals is 4mph!

Undertoad · 07-25-2006, 08:08 PM

Jay, unless I'm mistaken, I believe that the river fargon is talking about is five km wide where he lives.

that's 3 miles to you and me

you may have heard of the river it's called "mississippi"

xoxoxoBruce · 07-25-2006, 08:49 PM

Aw damnit....I thought this was going to be a fun thread.

fargon · 07-25-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Aw damnit....I thought this was going to be a fun thre

ad.

Just love the impaler, just makes me giddy for the good old days.

dar512 · 07-26-2006, 08:20 AM

Vlad? Is that you?

Spexxvet · 07-26-2006, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fargon

The gas thief was caught. he used his own hose and pumped the gas into a can and put it in his car. The joke was on him I have an elderly Johnson outboard that takes 50:1 mix. When he started his car smoke everywhere. he was fired from his job at the marina, and the theft was reported this has been going on all summer he just chose the wrong boat to steal gas from.

Funny how things can work out so well - theif caught, will be punished, genitals intact, you don't get punished for genital mutilation - the world is a wonderful place again!

07-24-2006, 05:07 PM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	Torture Last month a good friend of mine gave me a 17' outboard boat and trailer, cuz I was board and going crazy. With all the troubles it was nice to have something to take my mind off my problems. Yesterday We finally put her in the water, and she ran great 60MPH down the river, lotsa fun. today I went to the marina and the cover was half off and 1 fuel tank was empty and the other tank was full of water. I cant believe that somebody can do that, I hope that this was not a preview of the future. My question to the Cellar at large is what kind of torture to use on this maggot? __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-24-2006, 05:20 PM	#2
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	stake 'em down on a fire ant hill. __________________ Chooses rowing vs. wading

07-24-2006, 05:58 PM	#3
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	Chop off thier genitals with the propellor! Not really. Forgive and forget. Don't waste your life thinking about vengence. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

07-24-2006, 06:54 PM	#4
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	I'm with spexx..... whoever did this was some kind of green/kid-lovin' killjoy type of person. You batter those banks..... more mud in the river the better... hides the stupid kids swimming in it..... you 're doing a favour to the gene-pool... __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

07-24-2006, 07:40 PM	#5
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	Smoke 'em if ya got 'em. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

07-25-2006, 05:11 AM	#6
WabUfvot5 Operations Operative Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 634	Make 'em drink gasoline!

07-25-2006, 09:25 AM	#7
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Just take the fuel hoses with you when you go. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

07-25-2006, 07:25 PM	#9
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	The gas thief was caught. he used his own hose and pumped the gas into a can and put it in his car. The joke was on him I have an elderly Johnson outboard that takes 50:1 mix. When he started his car smoke everywhere. he was fired from his job at the marina, and the theft was reported this has been going on all summer he just chose the wrong boat to steal gas from. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-25-2006, 07:47 PM	#10
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	don't you just love that.... what goes round, comes round... I'm seriously thinking of buying a boat this year..... probally a GRP cruiser, there's no way I can afford a narrowboat. But I shan't be doing anything like 60 mph.... the limit on British Waterways canals is 4mph! __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

07-25-2006, 08:08 PM	#11
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Jay, unless I'm mistaken, I believe that the river fargon is talking about is five km wide where he lives. that's 3 miles to you and me you may have heard of the river it's called "mississippi"

07-25-2006, 08:49 PM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Aw damnit....I thought this was going to be a fun thread. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump. Last edited by xoxoxoBruce; 04-07-2007 at 05:51 PM.

07-26-2006, 08:20 AM	#14
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Vlad? Is that you? __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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