If you could unplug them...

Any boy/girl band. They are the maggots feeding off the festering corpse that is pop music. Bono after he became God. Van Morrison after he started talking to God (not Bono). Any tonsil tart that thinks hurting my ears with sustained high notes is clever and talented. Please eat your own ears or do a Whitney! And any band that asks me if I'm having a great time. Well I was until you asked, dickhead! Did you think I came to the gig to have a bad time? Shut the fuck up and earn the cost of the overpriced ticket and shite merchandise, bottom burp! Any Big Brother, Pop Idol or X Factor git. Your friends were taking the piss when they said you should go on the show, seriously! Also, stop being positive and believing in yourself, you ARE actually TALENTLESS! And take a look in the mirror before you leave the house. Do you really think we want to SEE you on stage (let alone hear you!) AND pay for the privilege? 10 out of 10 for self delusion.