Rejection Hotline

[footfootfoot]

Originally Posted by marichiko

My fav is giving them the number of the local suicide prevention hotline. Works like a charm.

When I broke up with my ex, I paged him and put in the number of the county jail, the rape crisis hotline, the local center for prevention of domestic violence, the DA's financial crimes division, two of his ex girl friends, AND his ex wife, and the the AID's crisis line. Petty stuff, but it amused me at the time.

Remind me not to break up with you.

Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Remind me not to break up with you.

Aww, baby, you know I'm yours forever!

Actually my ex deserved my little phone prank considering he stole $13,000 or so from me, beat me up, threatened to shoot me, and came over an smashed every plant I had out on my porch. Its little acts of love like that which cause me to retaliate in turn, and he got off damn easy, as far as I'm concerned.