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Old 10-13-2002, 11:21 AM   #1
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10/13/2002: Beijing park sign



This is a sign for a park in Beijing.

They could save space if they just listed what was allowed...
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Old 10-13-2002, 04:15 PM   #2
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Question ?

What's verboten top middle and bottom middle? The rest I can follow.
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Old 10-13-2002, 04:33 PM   #3
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Covers everything...
No driving cars across the park. No shooting. No cutting down trees?
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Old 10-13-2002, 04:39 PM   #4
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top middle=no picking flowers?
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Old 10-13-2002, 05:36 PM   #5
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Bottom center seems to be no fireworks.
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Old 10-13-2002, 05:42 PM   #6
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So what is the top row right side? No ass-scratching?

Also:

"Damn it Jiang, I told you we should have left the carbine at home!"

This is enough of a problem they need to post a warning? If so American culture really is soaking into the Chinese psyche.
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Old 10-13-2002, 10:25 PM   #7
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All I know is, I'm sick and tired of going to the park here in America, and every single time some idiot is blowing on his bugle. At least Beijing has the balls to do something about it.
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Old 10-14-2002, 09:05 AM   #8
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All I know is, I'm sick and tired of going to the park here in America, and every single time some idiot is blowing on his bugle. At least Beijing has the balls to do something about it.
I hate it when I laugh out loud in the office.
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Old 10-15-2002, 12:59 AM   #9
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those zany chinese.

when i take the LRT (light rapid transit similar to subway) to work everyday here in Shanghai they have these signs posted up in every station.

tee hee.
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Old 10-15-2002, 12:53 PM   #10
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So what is the top row right side? No ass-scratching?
No sitting on the wall, I believe.
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Old 10-15-2002, 01:03 PM   #11
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All I know is, I'm sick and tired of going to the park here in America, and every single time some idiot is blowing on his bugle. At least Beijing has the balls to do something about it.

best..... cellar.... comment.... ever.....
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