Where Next... (Besides France.)

[AlternateGray]

Originally Posted by rkzenrage

We would ruin it.

EXACTLY. This is not the "we're here to tinker with your country" invasion, rkzenrage. This is the "we're here to have our way with your country" invasion. Fiji it is. Currently accepting volunteers, although keep in mind, alcohol and swim trunks will be a required item on all humvee load plans.
We'll hit up Italy on the way home (save the easy stuff for last)- "Dibs" on Monica Bellucci when it comes time to pick out the love slaves.

Canada and Mexico? Come on, now. There's a reason America's expansion stopped where it did. We ran out of decent real estate to "acquire". Hm. Maybe they could be vassal states. GIVE US OUR TRIBUTE, CANUCKS. Yeah... that could work. Coastal Mexico would be cool, but we'll leave it for the Nasty Girls.

[Cyclefrance]

Originally Posted by AlternateGray

...We'll hit up Italy on the way home (save the easy stuff for last)- "Dibs" on Monica Bellucci when it comes time to pick out the love slaves....

Bloody typical - leave the OAPs for the likes of me - Sophia Loren, Claudia Cardinale, Gina Lollobrigida....

[AlternateGray]

Originally Posted by Cyclefrance

Bloody typical - leave the OAPs for the likes of me - Sophia Loren, Claudia Cardinale, Gina Lollobrigida....

Hey, Sophia Loren's hot. Still. I think. I better look that up.