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			This really belongs in the Ye Olde Video Clips thread, but it's the video version of the Darth Virtuoso on page 112 of this thread.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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		![]() Maybe some kind of Nike ad?  | 
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 yeah, cause she's gonna have to get the hell out of there after giving birth to a black baby and her husband is gonna freak! 
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			gotta be a National Guardsman. No offense.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.  | 
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			nope - guardsman would say "do you know what i do on the outside?  screw you."
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			When I was a kid, I could easily have gotten myself into a similar situation. That chair looks like it would be fun to wear as a sort of suit of armor with horns in front.  I can even picture this kid chasing other kids around with that chair on him, only to realize his mistake when it was too late.
		 
		
		
		
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			The candy in the boy's mouth really pisses me off for some reason. I mean, I can think of several reasons it might be there, and some are even legitimate--like it might keep him from wailing about how his head is stuck in a chair--it just irritates me.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			I have had to remove a few pairs of hand cuffs from kids that waounered into mom and dads bed room and said hey ya'll watch this !!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			Sex can wait?   Since when?
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			since i decided i was going to be an engineer and realised i wouldnt get any as one
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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	something we both can enjoy??  
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			if you were an interior decorator you'd only be getting it in the caboose.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			http://news.nationalgeographic.com/n...uck-alien.html 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	May 30, 2006—As if bird flu fears weren't enough to make ordinary waterfowl suddenly seem creepy, now there's this: an x-ray of a duck with what looks like an alien hiding in its gut. Workers at the International Bird Rescue Research Center (IBRRC) in Fairfield, California, took the x-ray May 21 while treating a mallard duck that had been found with a broken wing. The scientists—not likely prone to feats of imaginative fancy—were surprised by what they saw: a head snarling at them from within the bird's gizzard (see lower right of photo). "We're a 35-year-old organization, and we've seen a lot of things—bullets, fish hooks—but this is the first time anything like this has shown up," IBRRC executive director Jay Holcomb told the San Francisco Chronicle.  
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