What are the bad things you want?

mrnoodle · 05-16-2006, 11:19 AM

There's a word for that? What is wrong with people?

I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate.

Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley...

05-16-2006, 11:19 AM	#10
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	There's a word for that? What is wrong with people? I want to be a jewel thief. The kind that rappels down the side of a swank hotel to get to some safe in a room while the occupants are at a diplomatic function downstairs. The image of a bunch of diamonds falling off one of those black velvet case thingies into a silk bag (I think they make them special for jewel thieves) is almost erotic. There would have to be chasing afterwards, of course. I don't want to get off scot free, I want to escape by jet boat with bullets flying around. Then I want to be raped by a pirate. Just checking to see if you were still reading. Of course, if the pirate were Keira Knightley... __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

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