A game for Friday using the smiliies - Page 3

Clodfobble · 05-09-2006, 05:42 PM

Plus a side of

and some

legs.

charlene · 05-09-2006, 06:28 PM

until he found the

at the bottom of the tequilla bottle just before the

showed up and killed it with his bare hands.

romuh doog · 05-09-2006, 06:51 PM

but when our hero woke up the next morning from his wormy, ninja whipped, frog leg eating, crawdad sucking, small print writing, pimp having ailen killen, sheep dippin escaped he discovered that his wallet and ID were missing and now the US considered him an illegal immigrant

(in a really poor looking sombrero) but just then he looked down and saw.....

Spexxvet · 05-10-2006, 09:51 AM

that he had some morning wood happening, so rubbed out a quick one.

SteveBsjb · 05-11-2006, 03:39 PM

After he was done rubbing one out, he noticed a

watching him from outside the window!

KinkyVixen · 05-11-2006, 06:22 PM

and he said...

"it's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walkin around! I gotta take you back to the north pole."

SteveBsjb · 05-11-2006, 06:38 PM

This reminded our hero also that it was "nudie magazine day" He was very happy and danced a jig.

Spexxvet · 05-12-2006, 12:27 PM

He was sad

that he had already squacked. He flipped through his newly received porn, but nothing was happening

Iggy · 05-12-2006, 02:08 PM

He tried and he tried... but it just wasn't happening...

he couldn't bear to look at himself anymore because of his failure

DucksNuts · 05-12-2006, 03:49 PM

then, he had the urge to

, once that was done, he felt like a new man and went off to his weekly

game.

Spexxvet · 05-15-2006, 08:19 AM

He was a very good player

but he lost

. Only then did he remember to wipe.

SteveBsjb · 05-15-2006, 11:18 AM

Suddenly, he had an idea!

Spexxvet · 05-17-2006, 09:08 AM

which was shocking in itself

. He thought that even if things weren't working down there

, he could still please his woman. As they say - if you can't cut the mustard, lick it

.

KinkyVixen · 05-17-2006, 07:06 PM

by his failure and spent after his game he went home to find his girlfriend Mariska Muskrat...

05-17-2006, 08:09 PM

Had run off with the hippie next door

. It just wasn't his night. Come to think of it, it just wasn't his life! He sat on the couch and was inspired by an idea

05-09-2006, 06:51 PM	#33
romuh doog A person with no friends is a. lonely b. friendless c.smelly Join Date: May 2006 Location: Here for now Posts: 69	but when our hero woke up the next morning from his wormy, ninja whipped, frog leg eating, crawdad sucking, small print writing, pimp having ailen killen, sheep dippin escaped he discovered that his wallet and ID were missing and now the US considered him an illegal immigrant (in a really poor looking sombrero) but just then he looked down and saw..... __________________ If Washington's teeth were wooden, did Martha have splinters in her...lips?

05-10-2006, 09:51 AM	#34
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	that he had some morning wood happening, so rubbed out a quick one. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-11-2006, 03:39 PM	#35
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	After he was done rubbing one out, he noticed a watching him from outside the window! __________________ "It's only an internet community."

05-11-2006, 06:22 PM	#36
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	and he said... "it's too damn hot for a penguin to just be walkin around! I gotta take you back to the north pole." __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better." Last edited by KinkyVixen; 05-11-2006 at 06:37 PM.

05-11-2006, 06:38 PM	#37
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	This reminded our hero also that it was "nudie magazine day" He was very happy and danced a jig. __________________ "It's only an internet community."

05-09-2006, 05:42 PM	#31
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Plus a side of and some legs.

05-09-2006, 06:28 PM	#32
charlene Future world traveller Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: wrong side of the planet Posts: 24	until he found the at the bottom of the tequilla bottle just before the showed up and killed it with his bare hands.

05-12-2006, 12:27 PM	#38
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	He was sad that he had already squacked. He flipped through his newly received porn, but nothing was happening __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-12-2006, 02:08 PM	#39
Iggy Back and ready to tart up the place Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 850	He tried and he tried... but it just wasn't happening... he couldn't bear to look at himself anymore because of his failure __________________ Chock-full of naughty goodness.

05-12-2006, 03:49 PM	#40
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	then, he had the urge to , once that was done, he felt like a new man and went off to his weekly game.

05-15-2006, 08:19 AM	#41
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	He was a very good player but he lost . Only then did he remember to wipe. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-15-2006, 11:18 AM	#42
SteveBsjb Operations Operative Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Moved from Manhattan to Edgewater, NJ. Posts: 713	Suddenly, he had an idea! __________________ "It's only an internet community."

05-17-2006, 09:08 AM	#43
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	which was shocking in itself. He thought that even if things weren't working down there, he could still please his woman. As they say - if you can't cut the mustard, lick it . __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

05-17-2006, 07:06 PM	#44
KinkyVixen Marching In! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 580	by his failure and spent after his game he went home to find his girlfriend Mariska Muskrat... __________________ "Smile before bed.You'll sleep better."

05-17-2006, 08:09 PM	#45
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Had run off with the hippie next door . It just wasn't his night. Come to think of it, it just wasn't his life! He sat on the couch and was inspired by an idea

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