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Old 05-05-2006, 05:05 AM   #1
Crimson Ghost
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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing. She's already been told twice.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



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Old 07-04-2006, 10:55 AM   #2
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Originally Posted by Crimson Ghost
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Can I have your Phillies tickets?

Local joke.
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Old 07-04-2006, 11:16 PM   #3
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Can I have your Phillies tickets?

Local joke.
Oof.
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark.

I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them,
I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period.



Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years
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