I Know Nothing About Knives, Really...

wolf · 04-12-2006, 01:17 AM

Britain is quickly reaching the point where "Defending yourself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit" is no longer satire.

Elspode · 04-12-2006, 01:23 PM

Yeah, but you can do it with a gun.

capnhowdy · 04-14-2006, 06:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

Yeah, but you can do it with a gun.

but then there's the noise police.....

xoxoxoBruce · 04-14-2006, 08:54 PM

Noise police? Heh, shoot 'em.

Bullitt · 04-13-2006, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by wolf

Britain is quickly reaching the point where "Defending yourself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit" is no longer satire.

"Now, it's quite simple to defend yourself against a man armed with a banana. First of all you force him to drop the banana; then, second, you eat the banana, thus disarming him. You have now rendered him 'elpless."

04-12-2006, 01:17 AM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Britain is quickly reaching the point where "Defending yourself against an attacker armed with fresh fruit" is no longer satire. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

04-12-2006, 01:23 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yeah, but you can do it with a gun. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

04-14-2006, 08:54 PM	#4
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Noise police? Heh, shoot 'em. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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