What am I to do with her...?

[Cyclefrance]

Originally Posted by jojo

you have them on playgrounds!! wow, that would NEVER be allowed over here. i can just see the long, long lines of people waiting to throw themselves off and sue for damages! seriously, if you tell your insurance agent here that you have a trampoline, they can drop you right then.http://www.faqfarm.com/Q/Why_is_a_tr..._to_cancel_you

Took a bit of prosaic licence, there - the playgrounds were generally found abroad - in Spain mainly where we Brits love to go to enjoy cheap booze and too much sun!