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Old 03-23-2006, 05:37 PM   #1
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I think that someone needs to stand up and congratulate Mississippi for having the guts to take action to prevent any unnecessary, non-reproductive sexual activity. Surely it must now be a most favored state in the eyes of the Almighty, in whose sight sex is naughty.
...but feels soooooo good!
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Old 03-23-2006, 06:50 PM   #2
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Aren't they still behind Texas as most favored?
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Old 03-23-2006, 07:20 PM   #3
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Old 03-23-2006, 09:35 PM   #4
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Why is it that the states with the least restrictive gun laws seem to have the most restrictive sex laws?

Libertarian? Hah!
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Old 03-24-2006, 12:25 AM   #5
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Why is it that the states with the least restrictive gun laws seem to have the most restrictive sex laws?

Libertarian? Hah!
Libertarian, not libertine, rich.
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Old 03-24-2006, 06:55 AM   #6
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Libertarian, not libertine, rich.
Actually, Libertarians protect the rights of libertines and Jesus freaks alike by simply taking the position that what you do in your home is your own business.

The law does bring up some interesting questions. Is there an exclusion for penile implants? If not, does the law violate the American with Disabilities act?

What about transport across the state? Let's say I have a handgun registered in PA and am travelling across Mississippi. Am I supposed to keep the gun and the sex toy locked in the trunk to prove that I don't intend to use either one?

Of course, at a guess, I'd say that it being Mississippi, I probably have the right to drive with one hand on the steering wheel and another on an Uzi.
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Old 03-25-2006, 08:52 PM   #7
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As long as you don't drive with one hand on your peepee, you're pretty much okay with whatever.
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Old 03-26-2006, 01:31 AM   #8
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Why is it that the states with the least restrictive gun laws seem to have the most restrictive sex laws?
There is a joke in there somewhere. I'm certain of it.
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Old 03-26-2006, 10:24 AM   #9
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Old 03-26-2006, 05:04 PM   #10
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This is my rifle, this is my gun.....
And this is for when I just want to have fun.
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Old 03-28-2006, 12:41 AM   #11
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Why is it that the states with the least restrictive gun laws seem to have the most restrictive sex laws?

Libertarian? Hah!
Vermont kind of busts that paradigm. They've got the right kind of gun laws -- no-permit concealed carry, for instance.
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