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Old 03-18-2006, 09:30 AM   #1
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Brianna
I hate myself for being such a stupid, utterly STUPID sap. He's not even cute, really. Gah!
wyrd.

brianna, i choose to believe strongly in chemistry/pheromones. they are not urban legends. they are both a curse and the most horribly beautiful feelings you'll experience. we're not stupid. . . . . . we're human.
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Old 03-18-2006, 06:51 PM   #2
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Email the bastard back with some Penthouse-quality tales of group sex, bi-curious interludes and shagging on the desk of one of your instructors at school, and then tell him you hope he's having as much fun as you are.

Then tell him that, as long as this carnal carnival is going on, you really aren't going to have much time to write to him.

Oh...and maybe find some pictures that would support your "activities", and send those along as well.
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