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Old 03-10-2006, 01:27 AM   #1
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How does a religious person lie? Repeatedly.
Are you serious?

My coverage is focused on trying to keep Cheney out of trouble now anyway. There isnt time in the day to keep up on everyone.


Thanks for the heads up. I'll make note of this.

Oh, and it's God....not god...thanks

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Old 03-10-2006, 10:48 PM   #2
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Oh, and it's God....not god...thanks
Uh oh. I'm talking to God. Does that means there's a bed waiting for me in Norristown. Nah. Maybe it means he will be recalling me and Pat Robertson soon.

When I leave, tell the Pope not to canonize me. I don’t look good in a halo.
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Old 03-10-2006, 11:29 PM   #3
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Santorum is a good indicator that the entire united states senate needs to be taken out and shot.
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Old 03-10-2006, 11:39 PM   #4
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Santorum is a good indicator that the entire united states senate needs to be taken out and shot.
From the API New Service: The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced today that it has detected unsubstantiated threats to kill the Senate. Officials did not say if they are taking special measures to avert a potential attack. Citizens are urged to be especially vigilant while these threats exist.

Homeland Security Chief Chernoff said that he was not raising the threat level to Orange just yet.
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:14 AM   #5
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Uh oh. I'm talking to God. Does that means there's a bed waiting for me in Norristown. Nah. Maybe it means he will be recalling me and Pat Robertson soon.

When I leave, tell the Pope not to canonize me. I don’t look good in a halo.
What the..... Could it be? Might TW be developing......a sense of humor?

Congratulations. The boy and I are very, very proud of you. We really dont care one bit if you hate us passionately. Keeping a sense of humor helps.

Or maybe not.
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