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Old 03-08-2006, 03:53 PM   #1
slang
St Petersburg, Florida
 
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Yes, FUCK(!!) is always nice but when really tweaked off and ready to do battle, I'd call someone a God Damned telephone.

There are few modern devices that I hate as much as the God Damned telephone. They are such a pain in my ass you'll never know.

So...if when angry I call someone a GDT they are confused at that moment and/or convinced that I'm somehow off my meds and this normally diffuses the situation.

Sure, some may smile nervously but being called a telephone is something very serious to me and it shows through my tone and posture when using it.

Some may even laugh out loud but the laughing stops suddenly with a follow up comparison to that person and a CELL PHONE.

Then a smiling woman with black gloves approaches me with a soft voice........
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