What is your favorite cuss word? - Page 5

fargon · 03-11-2006, 07:25 AM

The Lady Keryx just said "FUCKIDEY FUCK FUCK FUCK", becuz the bowl she wanted to use to mix the pancake batter in had stuff in it. And I been a Baaad boi all week. She says I will be punished.

Undertoad · 03-11-2006, 11:06 AM

Old man: "A little food, a little beer... now, I wish I had a little pussy."
Old lady: "Me too, mine's the size of a bucket."

Cockbucket. Heh.

Radar · 03-11-2006, 06:50 PM

While Fuck is one of my favorites and it's very flexible in its usage, I think my favorite curse word is CUNT.

I like it because it seems to be the only one that still has any effect on people. It will make a woman go crazy when she hears it, and even men get upset when they hear it.

Dagney · 03-11-2006, 10:27 PM

Son of a motherless goat fucker is a personal favorite. Especially when being cut off in traffic on I 95

fargon · 03-11-2006, 11:48 PM

You guys are so inventive, I am surrounded by GREATNESS

Spexxvet · 03-13-2006, 01:13 PM

I just jammed a screwdriver under my thumbnail, and heard my self say "son of a fucking bitch bastard". I don't know that I've ever said it before.

Undertoad · 03-13-2006, 02:58 PM

I just love it, that "mother puss bucket" survives.

Kagen4o4 · 03-13-2006, 04:52 PM

what about insults that sound bad but when you really think about it they arent that bad.

eg, calling someone a son of a mother fucker (you are the offspring of your dad)

calling a guy a cunt licker or a girl a cock sucker.

calling a sexually active gay man a fucking faggot (although faggot is not a nice word it still refers to a gay man so theres no reason to take offence unless youre straight)

Kagen4o4 · 03-14-2006, 10:44 PM

my mum says im cool

Spexxvet · 03-15-2006, 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kagen4o4

my mum says im cool

Watch out - she wants something from you.

seakdivers · 03-14-2006, 10:54 PM

A faggot is a bundle of wood.

seriously... look it up.

mrnoodle · 03-15-2006, 12:31 PM

There's a difference between just cussing and going out of your way to be as blasphemous as possible. Take God out of the equation. If I say to you,

"Fuck off, you lowlife cunt"

that's insulting. But if I say,

"Your dead two-year old sucks your dead father's cock in hell"

I've made it personal. I'm not just cussing, I'm trying to be as horrible as possible. Blasphemy is not just "taking God's name in vain". It's deliberately trying to sully the name and image of something sacred. Goddammit does not equal "Jesus *$% Christ".

I realize that it looks like I'm overreacting -- but is that because I'm so stodgy, or is it because society as a whole has given up on having any kind of decency? I've got my share of bad habits and dirty little secrets -- just because I think deliberate blasphemy is bad doesn't make me some kind of morality cop.

Stress Puppy · 03-15-2006, 07:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

There's a difference between just cussing and going out of your way to be as blasphemous as possible. Take God out of the equation. If I say to you,

"Fuck off, you lowlife cunt"

that's insulting. But if I say,

"Your dead two-year old sucks your dead father's cock in hell"

I've made it personal. I'm not just cussing, I'm trying to be as horrible as possible. Blasphemy is not just "taking God's name in vain". It's deliberately trying to sully the name and image of something sacred. Goddammit does not equal "Jesus *$% Christ".

I realize that it looks like I'm overreacting -- but is that because I'm so stodgy, or is it because society as a whole has given up on having any kind of decency? I've got my share of bad habits and dirty little secrets -- just because I think deliberate blasphemy is bad doesn't make me some kind of morality cop.

If you said that my two year old sucks my dead father's cock in hell, I would very literally laugh in your face. I'm giggling now just thinking about someone actually saying that. Scratch that, the more I think about it, I'm gaffawing.

Out of all the people I know, I am one of the most 'decent.' I open doors for people, I let people merge, I help whenever and however is reasonable, and go out of my way to be nice to strangers. That said, 'Jesus Fucking Christ' is the first thing that comes out when I get really frustrated. Close second is "Mother fucker" and close third is "Fucker." Other favorites include "Jesus Titty Fucking Christ" when I'm feeling silly, and "Jumping Jesus on a Fucking Pogo Stick," when I'm feeling verbose.

Trilby · 03-15-2006, 12:35 PM

mrnoodle, I soooo hope you've got bad habits and dirty little secrets. I really do.

I'm with ya, though. You don't need to say, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell!" to get the message across. I prefer looking down my nose and telling the asshole that they are boring. People loathe to be boring. It hurts them.

Kagen4o4 · 03-15-2006, 06:32 PM

a little sarcasm can go a long way too
"youre so funny!"
"wow shes attractive!"
"your witty!"
"no of course your had doesnt look like a deflated beachball"

03-11-2006, 07:25 AM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	The Lady Keryx just said "FUCKIDEY FUCK FUCK FUCK", becuz the bowl she wanted to use to mix the pancake batter in had stuff in it. And I been a Baaad boi all week. She says I will be punished. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-11-2006, 06:50 PM	#3
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	While Fuck is one of my favorites and it's very flexible in its usage, I think my favorite curse word is CUNT. I like it because it seems to be the only one that still has any effect on people. It will make a woman go crazy when she hears it, and even men get upset when they hear it. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

03-11-2006, 10:27 PM	#4
Dagney The Prodigal Brat Returneth Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: North Cackalacky Posts: 1,107	Son of a motherless goat fucker is a personal favorite. Especially when being cut off in traffic on I 95 __________________ The Constitution gives every American the right to make a total fool out of himself. But that doesn't mean you need to.

03-11-2006, 11:48 PM	#5
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	You guys are so inventive, I am surrounded by GREATNESS __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-13-2006, 01:13 PM	#6
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	I just jammed a screwdriver under my thumbnail, and heard my self say "son of a fucking bitch bastard". I don't know that I've ever said it before. __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-11-2006, 11:06 AM	#2
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Old man: "A little food, a little beer... now, I wish I had a little pussy." Old lady: "Me too, mine's the size of a bucket." Cockbucket. Heh.

03-13-2006, 02:58 PM	#7
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I just love it, that "mother puss bucket" survives.

03-13-2006, 04:52 PM	#8
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	what about insults that sound bad but when you really think about it they arent that bad. eg, calling someone a son of a mother fucker (you are the offspring of your dad) calling a guy a cunt licker or a girl a cock sucker. calling a sexually active gay man a fucking faggot (although faggot is not a nice word it still refers to a gay man so theres no reason to take offence unless youre straight)

03-14-2006, 10:44 PM	#9
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	my mum says im cool

03-14-2006, 10:54 PM	#11
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	A faggot is a bundle of wood. seriously... look it up.

03-15-2006, 12:31 PM	#12
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	There's a difference between just cussing and going out of your way to be as blasphemous as possible. Take God out of the equation. If I say to you, "Fuck off, you lowlife cunt" that's insulting. But if I say, "Your dead two-year old sucks your dead father's cock in hell" I've made it personal. I'm not just cussing, I'm trying to be as horrible as possible. Blasphemy is not just "taking God's name in vain". It's deliberately trying to sully the name and image of something sacred. Goddammit does not equal "Jesus *$% Christ". I realize that it looks like I'm overreacting -- but is that because I'm so stodgy, or is it because society as a whole has given up on having any kind of decency? I've got my share of bad habits and dirty little secrets -- just because I think deliberate blasphemy is bad doesn't make me some kind of morality cop. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

03-15-2006, 12:35 PM	#14
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	mrnoodle, I soooo hope you've got bad habits and dirty little secrets. I really do. I'm with ya, though. You don't need to say, "Your mother sucks cocks in hell!" to get the message across. I prefer looking down my nose and telling the asshole that they are boring. People loathe to be boring. It hurts them. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-15-2006, 06:32 PM	#15
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	a little sarcasm can go a long way too "youre so funny!" "wow shes attractive!" "your witty!" "no of course your had doesnt look like a deflated beachball"

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