What is your favorite cuss word?

fargon · 03-08-2006, 04:37 PM

My personal favorite is FUCK I just like the way it sounds, and it is so versitile.

slang · 03-08-2006, 04:53 PM

Yes, FUCK(!!) is always nice but when really tweaked off and ready to do battle, I'd call someone a God Damned telephone.

There are few modern devices that I hate as much as the God Damned telephone. They are such a pain in my ass you'll never know.

So...if when angry I call someone a GDT they are confused at that moment and/or convinced that I'm somehow off my meds and this normally diffuses the situation.

Sure, some may smile nervously but being called a telephone is something very serious to me and it shows through my tone and posture when using it.

Some may even laugh out loud but the laughing stops suddenly with a follow up comparison to that person and a CELL PHONE.

Then a smiling woman with black gloves approaches me with a soft voice........

Trilby · 03-08-2006, 05:01 PM

Fuck. It's the greatest word in the English language.

Perry Winkle · 03-08-2006, 05:20 PM

The only one I'm denied, Cunt. In the U.S. most women will stab you to death for saying it. Apparently, in other parts of the world, it's at approximately the obscenity level that Fuck is in the U.S.

I love the word because of how vile you can make it sound. Fuck sounds playful and Shit is barely a curse anymore.

Kagen4o4 · 03-08-2006, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by grant

The only one I'm denied, Cunt. In the U.S. most women will stab you to death for saying it. Apparently, in other parts of the world, it's at approximately the obscenity level that Fuck is in the U.S.

I love the word because of how vile you can make it sound. Fuck sounds playful and Shit is barely a curse anymore.

down here i call everyone cunts. i have a running joke with a friend (female too) about how funny a cuntface would be. imagine a person with a cunt for a face. now picture them blowing their nose, eating spagetti, popping pimples, giving birth etc etc

lumberjim · 03-08-2006, 05:30 PM

give ya 3 guesses

Undertoad · 03-10-2006, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim

give ya 3 guesses

footfootfoot · 03-08-2006, 05:39 PM

There are so many, I'd rather not choose.

Although "god–cursed piss cutting whore sons of bitches" has a certain charm.

A friend recently told me a story attributed to Samuel Clemens.

After his spewing forth a curdling stream of invective, Clemen's wife approached him and asked if he realized what he'd just said. She then repeated verbatim every foul word he'd uttered.

He looked up at her and said "You've got all the words, but you'll never have the tune."

most likely, apochryphal, but the deeper truth is what counts.

It really is the delivery.

Spexxvet · 03-08-2006, 05:56 PM

"Fuck", but more specifically, "Jesus God damn fucking Christ"! Must be said gutterally, and works best with two-day growth on your face.

If referring to a person, "prick" is simple and to the point. Non-verbal -

slang · 03-08-2006, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Spexxvet

......and works best with two-day growth on your face.

Abso-FUCKING-lutely.

dar512 · 03-08-2006, 05:58 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

It really is the delivery.

I gave my favorites up once I had kids. But as foot mentions, delivery means a lot. My favorite cuss word alternatives are: crud, sniveling twit (mostly used while driving), and my personal favorite - dagnabbit.

footfootfoot · 03-08-2006, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by dar512

I gave my favorites up once I had kids. But as foot mentions, delivery means a lot. My favorite cuss word alternatives are: crud, sniveling twit (mostly used while driving), and my personal favorite - dagnabbit.

My usual kid friendly cuss is "Rodents" which superceded "Rats"

We were at the coop getting bananas for the inchlet (2yo). When I saw that they were out, I said RATS rather directly.

Inch went a little bonkers trying to see the rats and asking everyone "do you see the rat?"

Luckily it was fairly quiet.

dirtycorner · 03-08-2006, 06:01 PM

chinga tu madre.

and.

cunt was the only cuss word i wasn't allowed to use in my house growing up.

busterb · 03-08-2006, 06:33 PM

Bitch- but I really think that comes under "terms of endearment." If she's doing things right.

03-08-2006, 07:51 PM

"Great balls of fire!"

My Dad was a southerner and a gentleman, even if he was career Army, and when he was really mad in the presence of me and my Mom, he'd let this curse slip from his lips.

I love it! Its majestic and rather unsusal and rolls trippingly off the tongue!

03-08-2006, 04:37 PM	#1
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	What is your favorite cuss word? My personal favorite is FUCK I just like the way it sounds, and it is so versitile. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

03-08-2006, 04:53 PM	#2
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	Yes, FUCK(!!) is always nice but when really tweaked off and ready to do battle, I'd call someone a God Damned telephone. There are few modern devices that I hate as much as the God Damned telephone. They are such a pain in my ass you'll never know. So...if when angry I call someone a GDT they are confused at that moment and/or convinced that I'm somehow off my meds and this normally diffuses the situation. Sure, some may smile nervously but being called a telephone is something very serious to me and it shows through my tone and posture when using it. Some may even laugh out loud but the laughing stops suddenly with a follow up comparison to that person and a CELL PHONE. Then a smiling woman with black gloves approaches me with a soft voice........ __________________ FTFF

03-08-2006, 05:01 PM	#3
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Fuck. It's the greatest word in the English language. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-08-2006, 05:30 PM	#6
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	give ya 3 guesses __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-08-2006, 05:39 PM	#8
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	There are so many, I'd rather not choose. Although "god–cursed piss cutting whore sons of bitches" has a certain charm. A friend recently told me a story attributed to Samuel Clemens. After his spewing forth a curdling stream of invective, Clemen's wife approached him and asked if he realized what he'd just said. She then repeated verbatim every foul word he'd uttered. He looked up at her and said "You've got all the words, but you'll never have the tune." most likely, apochryphal, but the deeper truth is what counts. It really is the delivery. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

03-08-2006, 05:20 PM	#4
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	The only one I'm denied, Cunt. In the U.S. most women will stab you to death for saying it. Apparently, in other parts of the world, it's at approximately the obscenity level that Fuck is in the U.S. I love the word because of how vile you can make it sound. Fuck sounds playful and Shit is barely a curse anymore.

03-08-2006, 05:56 PM	#9
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	"Fuck", but more specifically, "Jesus God damn fucking Christ"! Must be said gutterally, and works best with two-day growth on your face. If referring to a person, "prick" is simple and to the point. Non-verbal - __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

03-08-2006, 06:01 PM	#13
dirtycorner the kind you can't clean up Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: cental bridge, new york. Posts: 6	chinga tu madre. and. cunt was the only cuss word i wasn't allowed to use in my house growing up.

03-08-2006, 06:33 PM	#14
busterb NSABFD Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: MS. usa Posts: 3,908	Bitch- but I really think that comes under "terms of endearment." If she's doing things right. __________________ I've haven't left very deep footprints in the sands of time. But, boy I've left a bunch. Last edited by busterb; 03-08-2006 at 06:34 PM. Reason: add

03-08-2006, 07:51 PM	#15
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	"Great balls of fire!" My Dad was a southerner and a gentleman, even if he was career Army, and when he was really mad in the presence of me and my Mom, he'd let this curse slip from his lips. I love it! Its majestic and rather unsusal and rolls trippingly off the tongue!

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