8/1/2002: Iranian male dancer detained

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Originally posted by Bigsarge
How dare you acuse me of reading such trash as Us and/or TV Guide. I am deeply offended. I will have you know that all of my pertinant information comes directly from the only sanctioned source that our government allows each civil employee to read during their work day. I am referring, of course, to The National Enquirer. Where would this country be without the Enquirer. My God you would never have known that JFK has a nightly meeting with G.W. BTY - did you see GW on the news last night clearing brush off of his ranch in TX? This is a man's man, with perhaps the smallest chain saw I have ever seen. What I noticed most was all of the other people standing around while he did all the work. Must be government employees (or Democrats.... Ouch!!)
Lastly, what good are cliches and metaphors if you can't use them now and then. I learned them from the cream of the crop of education at Georgetown U. My illiterate professors, who are as communist as you can get. Oh how many nights I sat in class and wished for a poisonous dart gun...

Ok, that was a good one. By the last post I suspected that this was someone like Undertoad or dhamsaic (just guessing) playing a practical joke with a secondary username, goading the more excitable users into a frenzy. Either way, it was pretty damn funny.

Anyway, here's <a href="http://salon.com/comics/tomo/2002/07/01/tomo/story.jpg">something</a> for you to do, in case you ever feel doubts about your loyalty...

X.

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