Sycamore the Commuter: You're Too Damned Close!!!

[MaggieL]

Originally posted by Undertoad
...and says: "Why don't you just go inside?"

"Because I hate standing in line as much as you do."

"Because I'm afraid my conceled handgun might make them nervous."

"Because I'm afraid they might recognize me from that time I pulled a holdup."

"Because they're nice people and I have a loathsome contagious disease." {then cough on the questioner}