Makati City, Philippines

slang · 12-08-2005, 10:34 PM

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slang · 12-08-2005, 10:40 PM

There are more but just as before....I just dont have the patience to work with these machines. If the chair is good, the mouse doesnt work worth a shit. If the mouse actually works, the fucking keyboard sucks goat ass. If everything seems to be working well, the machine crashes constantly.

What a mother fucking pain in my ass.

And another thing while I'm all pissy and bitching.....

There isnt ONE SINGLE God damned table here that doesnt rock back and forth when you put your drinks down on it.

ok, I feel a little better now. I'll go have a cheap beer on a table that shifts 5 degrees back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.......

Griff · 12-09-2005, 07:23 AM

You should really be carrying shims so they know you're serious about your drink. (match books may suffice)

Elspode · 12-09-2005, 09:35 AM

Just don't put the drink down. Drink it until empty, the order another. Lather, rinse, repeat, fall down.

slang · 12-10-2005, 08:31 PM

Or just use the tried and true method of standing while drinking thus giving one an idea of about how drunk they are by the difficulties in standing.

slang · 12-10-2005, 08:33 PM

One of many walking hazards that you might easily bust your ass completely in while drinking and not paying close attention to what you're doing.

The hospitals here are not the same as the US either so after busting your ass, there's not nearly the chance that some talented doctor can repair it without shipping you back home.

slang · 12-10-2005, 08:35 PM

My home away from home, hotel Frenchman.

wolf · 12-10-2005, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by slang

The hospitals here are not the same as the US either so after busting your ass, there's not nearly the chance that some talented doctor can repair it without shipping you back home.

That is because all of their talented doctors fled the country and are here working in the US being paid by insurance reimbursment, rather than in chickens and pigs.

slang · 12-10-2005, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Griff

You should really be carrying shims so they know you're serious about your drink. (match books may suffice)

shims are cheap too. I'm all over that suggestion Griff.

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12-09-2005, 09:35 AM	#4
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12-10-2005, 08:31 PM	#5
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12-10-2005, 08:33 PM	#6
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	One of many walking hazards that you might easily bust your ass completely in while drinking and not paying close attention to what you're doing. The hospitals here are not the same as the US either so after busting your ass, there's not nearly the chance that some talented doctor can repair it without shipping you back home. Attached Images

12-08-2005, 10:40 PM	#2
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	There are more but just as before....I just dont have the patience to work with these machines. If the chair is good, the mouse doesnt work worth a shit. If the mouse actually works, the fucking keyboard sucks goat ass. If everything seems to be working well, the machine crashes constantly. What a mother fucking pain in my ass. And another thing while I'm all pissy and bitching..... There isnt ONE SINGLE God damned table here that doesnt rock back and forth when you put your drinks down on it. ok, I feel a little better now. I'll go have a cheap beer on a table that shifts 5 degrees back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.......

12-10-2005, 08:35 PM	#7
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	My home away from home, hotel Frenchman. Attached Images

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