malicious gifting

seakdivers · 12-02-2005, 10:15 PM

One year I found this super annoying electronic pogo stick that would make the most irritating sounds at about 100 decibels if it was touched at all, and about 1000000 decibels if it was jumped on. I gave it to their most hyper kid.

**virtual high five to all my malicious gifting friends**

Grant....ooooooo a kazoo... hadn't thought of that one yet. Imagine 6 of them.

yessss....

Perry Winkle · 12-02-2005, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by seakdivers

ooooooo a kazoo... hadn't thought of that one yet. Imagine 6 of them.

yessss....

Ra-roh!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-02-2005, 10:29 PM

I had a keychain with a little locomotive on it. When you yank the chain it would go into a set routine of blowing the whistle and making fart and slow choo choo sounds. When you heard the first whistle you were in for a 40 second routine that was unvaried and unstoppable, short of killing it.
I showed it to a friend who thought it was cute so I said, I'm giving this to you.....if you want to give it to your kid it's on you.
When I left 2 hours later he was regretting his decision to give it to the kid but I was clean.

This year, a gift certificate for $5,000.....toward a new Boeing 737.

12-02-2005, 10:29 PM	#3
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I had a keychain with a little locomotive on it. When you yank the chain it would go into a set routine of blowing the whistle and making fart and slow choo choo sounds. When you heard the first whistle you were in for a 40 second routine that was unvaried and unstoppable, short of killing it. I showed it to a friend who thought it was cute so I said, I'm giving this to you.....if you want to give it to your kid it's on you. When I left 2 hours later he was regretting his decision to give it to the kid but I was clean. This year, a gift certificate for $5,000.....toward a new Boeing 737. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-02-2005, 10:15 PM	#1
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	One year I found this super annoying electronic pogo stick that would make the most irritating sounds at about 100 decibels if it was touched at all, and about 1000000 decibels if it was jumped on. I gave it to their most hyper kid. virtual high five to all my malicious gifting friends Grant....ooooooo a kazoo... hadn't thought of that one yet. Imagine 6 of them. yessss....

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