The Atheist Test

[Izanagi]

"The banana-the atheist's nightmare."

Really???

Note that the banana:

Is shaped for human hand
Has non-slip surface
Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
Has a tab for removal of wrapper
Is perforated on wrapper
Bio-degradable wrapper
Is shaped for human mouth
Has a point at top for ease of entry
Is pleasing to taste buds
Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

The pineapple the creationist's nightmare.

Note the pineapple

Is NOT shaped for the human hand
Is damn hard to hold on to
If you've never seen one before, wouldn't know what was inside
Greenish-yellow-too early
Greenish-yellow-just right
Greenish-yellow-too late
Bloody hard to get into
Likely to cut off own finger while trying to get into
3 pounds of wrapper 1 pound of food
Good luck getting the whole thing in your mouth (and if you can... )
Ease of entry... to WHERE??
Is pleasing to taste buds
Likely to leave juice running down your chin


A good rebuttal to the whole "test" here:
http://www.atheistalliance.org/libra...eist_test.html

And besides I can think of some other and more fun things that the banana might have been conveniently "designed" for... and some of them might even loosen up a creationist