The FDA gets religion

[Elspode]

Clearly, you're all forgetting that it is generally acknowledged that AIDS and other STDs have been scientifically proven to be retribution from Jehovah God for promiscuity and homsexuality. By scientists, who work in science places using science tools and other science stuff. Proven, I tell you!

Incidentally, Westboro Baptist Church's Fred Phelps and his supporters (mostly his children and their families, what I like to call a "Build Your Own Cult Kit) have also begun protesting the funerals of soldiers killed in Iraq and Afghanistan - that's *all* soldiers, not gay soldiers. It seems that their deaths, too, are the work of The Almighty, who is punishing our nation for being tolerant of homosexuality.

Praise the Lord, for we are so beloved by Him that He is showing us the error of our ways through the killing of those innocent of affront. I always said we'd get back to that more efficient Old Testament kind of religious life some day. Hallelujah, it is here!