Corrupted Wish

wolf · 10-28-2005, 01:35 PM

You wake from a nightmare about Bush Jr. becoming President to find that you are still smack in the midst of the Clinton years. But are you awake, or are you still dreaming?

I wish the United Nations would just go away.

Elspode · 10-28-2005, 02:43 PM

The United Nations goes away. Suddenly, everyone has to argue it out the old fashioned way, and, discovering that they can't afford it, decides to try and bankrupt each other out of existence.

I'll let you know how it works out...

I wish that my junk would haul itself to the landfill tomorrow morning.

Tonchi · 10-28-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

I wish that my junk would haul itself to the landfill tomorrow morning.

It does! And that includes all your junk mail, which ends up in the landfill without you ever having to touch it. Unfortunately, included in the load were reminders carrying your Social Security number, bank account number, and the PIN to your ATM card. The bonanza is discovered by garbage pickers hired by the Russian Mafia to winnow for such info and you will be receiving statements confirming "your" purchases all over the world by next month.

I wish I owned a Jaguar convertible instead of a Saturn coupe.

dar512 · 10-28-2005, 04:40 PM

Your wish is granted. Your new convertible .. is chock full of jaguars .. who are ripping through the ragtop. Hmmm. I wonder if you can make to the house in time?

I wish everyone would treat each other with respect.

10-28-2005, 01:35 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	You wake from a nightmare about Bush Jr. becoming President to find that you are still smack in the midst of the Clinton years. But are you awake, or are you still dreaming? I wish the United Nations would just go away. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-28-2005, 02:43 PM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	The United Nations goes away. Suddenly, everyone has to argue it out the old fashioned way, and, discovering that they can't afford it, decides to try and bankrupt each other out of existence. I'll let you know how it works out... I wish that my junk would haul itself to the landfill tomorrow morning. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-28-2005, 04:40 PM	#4
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Your wish is granted. Your new convertible .. is chock full of jaguars .. who are ripping through the ragtop. Hmmm. I wonder if you can make to the house in time? I wish everyone would treat each other with respect. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

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