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mrnoodle · 10-26-2005, 09:54 AM

There was a health nazi in our neighborhood who gave out carrots and apples like we were horses. She was one of those 100-cat ladies. When she died, no one found the body for about a week. The rumor was that the cats had been feeding on her.

Every child should have one story like that growing up. /shiver

Elspode · 10-26-2005, 11:24 AM

I'll bet she was low in fat and high in beneficial nutrients, though.

10-26-2005, 09:54 AM	#1
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	There was a health nazi in our neighborhood who gave out carrots and apples like we were horses. She was one of those 100-cat ladies. When she died, no one found the body for about a week. The rumor was that the cats had been feeding on her. Every child should have one story like that growing up. /shiver __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-26-2005, 11:24 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'll bet she was low in fat and high in beneficial nutrients, though. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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