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Old 10-24-2005, 06:13 PM   #1
Trilby
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Originally Posted by smoothmoniker
I wish I could lose 30 lbs and get in shape.
*evil chuckle*

Ok, you CAN lose 30 lbs. and get in shape but you have to eat less and exercize! EVERY DAY!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!! Ehx-cellent!

I wish I had a sweet, kind boyfriend.
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Old 10-24-2005, 06:19 PM   #2
Griff
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Originally Posted by Brianna
*evil chuckle*

Ok, you CAN lose 30 lbs. and get in shape but you have to eat less and exercize! EVERY DAY!

Bwa-ha-ha-ha-hahahahahahahahah!! Ehx-cellent!

I wish I had a sweet, kind boyfriend.
Of course he's sweet and kind he's gay as the day is long.

I wish my research paper was done.
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Old 10-24-2005, 06:19 PM   #3
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I wish I had a sweet, kind boyfriend.
Poof! You have a sweet, kind boyfriend, but you have to blow him/take it up the rear anytime he asks and have dinner ready when he comes home from work.

I wish my wife hadn't've left me.
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Old 10-24-2005, 06:34 PM   #4
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Hmmm...this is going smoothly.
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