The Sex Thread

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by LCanal

Oh good. So Gerbils are still OK then?

Two Gerbils in a bar one says to the other " Ya, fancy getting shit-faced tonite?"

oh my lord. i laughed forever.

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 02:02 PM

toys... always liked the idea. other than the standard vibes, though, and a few lotions, never had any. but the adam and eve people followed me to my new place (those people would make a fortune in bill collecting) and i showed my honey this lovely leather strap with a vibe on the bottom, and his eyes glazed over. who knew?

so...bought it..used it... damn near blew the top of my head off. good, GOOD sex.

anybody seen the HBO "sex investigators" thing? this is a cool show -- deals with the everyday, the common problems. as much communication as sex, but it's had some interesting ideas, and we've actually used some of them.

undone · 10-17-2005, 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by darclauz

toys... always liked the idea. other than the standard vibes, though, and a few lotions, never had any. but the adam and eve people followed me to my new place (those people would make a fortune in bill collecting) and i showed my honey this lovely leather strap with a vibe on the bottom, and his eyes glazed over. who knew?

so...bought it..used it... damn near blew the top of my head off. good, GOOD sex.

anybody seen the HBO "sex investigators" thing? this is a cool show -- deals with the everyday, the common problems. as much communication as sex, but it's had some interesting ideas, and we've actually used some of them.

Do you by chance, have a link to this fabulous device?

Elspode · 10-17-2005, 04:31 PM

My wife is quite the coniseur (HTF do you spell that, anyway?) of toys in all their pulsing, throbbing variations. Everything from the classic Sears catalogue, lovely young lady rubbing her smiling visage against the "facial massager to ease tension", to devices that look as though they were conceived by Venusians to use on the dreaded Bugblatter Beast of Tra'al.

Somehow, we seem to always end up returning to the basic, classic designs. The only overarching requirements seem to include a firm, powerful, but not-too-fast vibratory rate and a commodious working relationship with exotic lubricants.

The little fingertip jobbies are comfortable and precise, but tend to lack a vibratory intensity which is suitable for our needs. The multi-mode "egg" designs do not wear well, probably due to the need for a corded remote to operate them. The only other drawback we've discovered to various devices is that, the more supple and refined they are, the less durable.

darclauz · 10-17-2005, 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by undone

Do you by chance, have a link to this fabulous device?

http://www.adameve.com/catalog_name=...08/product.htm

it's just the run-of-the-mill cock ring...... it's all in how it's used, i guess.

10-17-2005, 02:02 PM	#2
darclauz Breathing into a paper bag Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Ohio Posts: 334	toys... always liked the idea. other than the standard vibes, though, and a few lotions, never had any. but the adam and eve people followed me to my new place (those people would make a fortune in bill collecting) and i showed my honey this lovely leather strap with a vibe on the bottom, and his eyes glazed over. who knew? so...bought it..used it... damn near blew the top of my head off. good, GOOD sex. anybody seen the HBO "sex investigators" thing? this is a cool show -- deals with the everyday, the common problems. as much communication as sex, but it's had some interesting ideas, and we've actually used some of them. __________________ Taking up smoking to lose weight.

10-17-2005, 04:31 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	My wife is quite the coniseur (HTF do you spell that, anyway?) of toys in all their pulsing, throbbing variations. Everything from the classic Sears catalogue, lovely young lady rubbing her smiling visage against the "facial massager to ease tension", to devices that look as though they were conceived by Venusians to use on the dreaded Bugblatter Beast of Tra'al. Somehow, we seem to always end up returning to the basic, classic designs. The only overarching requirements seem to include a firm, powerful, but not-too-fast vibratory rate and a commodious working relationship with exotic lubricants. The little fingertip jobbies are comfortable and precise, but tend to lack a vibratory intensity which is suitable for our needs. The multi-mode "egg" designs do not wear well, probably due to the need for a corded remote to operate them. The only other drawback we've discovered to various devices is that, the more supple and refined they are, the less durable. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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