I still Got IT!

itsjulie · 10-11-2005, 04:39 PM

ELSPODE - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I really don't know - but this little one was mighty fine - he might of gotten lucky if we were out at a bar - not a hall with my entire family there!

Never done that before either, just for clarification.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-12-2005, 11:47 AM

It only seems perverted the first time.

I've told this story before so if you've read it, move on.
Pennsylvania has a very large bear population. The state in conjunction with Penn State University monitors them closely. The same guy has been running this program for ages.
He (The Bear Guy) goes out and checks on his charges constantly. In the winter, when the bears are supposed to be hibernating, he crawls into their dens and checks for cubs, often with a rope tied around his feet so someone can drag him out if he gets in trouble. You know, like mama bear wakes up while he’s checking the cubs.

When he was interviewed about his exploits the reporter asked, “What is the most terrifying moment you can remember?”
He replied, “Dating after divorce.”

Elspode · 10-12-2005, 12:55 PM

Julie, it just occurred to me that the entire problem here is reflected in the title of this thread. Well, of course you've still got it...you are too hesitant to give it away!

10-12-2005, 01:16 PM

Let's see, well I had a brief fling with a guy 14 years younger. Hmmm, how long did it take me to decide that a younger man might be interesting? I'd say a month or so. I kept laughing at him and saying "Go away kid, you don't even know what you're talking about." He persisted, however. Finally I said to him, "Tell me the names of the FIVE Beatles, and I might be interested in bridging the generation gap, here." The clever lad was able to do this and was rewarded appropriately.

itsjulie · 10-12-2005, 03:34 PM

You people are hysterical!!! ELSPODE -

Marichiko - I know exactly what you mean. This "kid" said ride with us to your aunts house (after the hall) - of course I said fine and he helps me in the truck (it was one of those huge trucks) and I am thinking, this is good...then he throws me in the backseat and sits in the front. WTF? I think those were my exact words too. He did end up riding in the back, but he has a lot to learn that little one!

10-11-2005, 04:39 PM	#1
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	ELSPODE - LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I really don't know - but this little one was mighty fine - he might of gotten lucky if we were out at a bar - not a hall with my entire family there! Never done that before either, just for clarification. __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-12-2005, 11:47 AM	#2
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	It only seems perverted the first time. I've told this story before so if you've read it, move on. Pennsylvania has a very large bear population. The state in conjunction with Penn State University monitors them closely. The same guy has been running this program for ages. He (The Bear Guy) goes out and checks on his charges constantly. In the winter, when the bears are supposed to be hibernating, he crawls into their dens and checks for cubs, often with a rope tied around his feet so someone can drag him out if he gets in trouble. You know, like mama bear wakes up while he’s checking the cubs. When he was interviewed about his exploits the reporter asked, “What is the most terrifying moment you can remember?” He replied, “Dating after divorce.” __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-12-2005, 12:55 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Julie, it just occurred to me that the entire problem here is reflected in the title of this thread. Well, of course you've still got it...you are too hesitant to give it away! __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-12-2005, 03:34 PM	#5
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	You people are hysterical!!! ELSPODE - Marichiko - I know exactly what you mean. This "kid" said ride with us to your aunts house (after the hall) - of course I said fine and he helps me in the truck (it was one of those huge trucks) and I am thinking, this is good...then he throws me in the backseat and sits in the front. WTF? I think those were my exact words too. He did end up riding in the back, but he has a lot to learn that little one! __________________ I like to know stuff!

10-12-2005, 01:16 PM	#4
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	Let's see, well I had a brief fling with a guy 14 years younger. Hmmm, how long did it take me to decide that a younger man might be interesting? I'd say a month or so. I kept laughing at him and saying "Go away kid, you don't even know what you're talking about." He persisted, however. Finally I said to him, "Tell me the names of the FIVE Beatles, and I might be interested in bridging the generation gap, here." The clever lad was able to do this and was rewarded appropriately.

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