Tales from the Nuthouse: Lest You Think I have a Really Cool Job

Elspode · 10-03-2005, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by marichiko

Heheheheheheheheh!

I have the man whimpering at this point!

I missed this! Kick ass!

I think you should make the info known to everyone in sight once he's paid you off.

10-03-2005, 09:27 PM

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH, Patrick!

The very best part is that I don't have to let ANYONE know, personally. I have been working through this entire sorry experience with my therapist when a couple of weeks back she stopped me cold.

"Wait!" she exclaims, "You mean you have a copy of the actual court paper work and conviction from the county? This is just not hear-say stuff?"

I was rather surprised. "Why, yes, I do," I said. "Its not hear-say. I have the paperwork stamped ______ County Court. Found guilty as charged in a trial by jury."

My therapist gets a concerned, official look on her face. "Then according to the professional code of ethics, I am required to warn anyone who might have a minor child below the age of 18 in the household in which he resides. Will you please bring in those papers when you come for your next session?"

No problemo! Am I going to withhold documents which are a matter of public record, anyhow, and possibly be indirectly responsible for some tiny child having God knows what experience at the ax murderer's hands?

Three guesses, and the first two don't count! That sleeze! Like I'd stay quiet to protect HIM over some innocent little kid. Nice try!

PS I might be needing that spell for protection you mentioned a while back...

Elspode · 10-03-2005, 09:34 PM

We'll work it up asap...

Meanwhile, stick it to the SOB, and stick with the therapy. It can be wonderfully effective with a willilng subject

10-03-2005, 09:27 PM	#2
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH, Patrick! The very best part is that I don't have to let ANYONE know, personally. I have been working through this entire sorry experience with my therapist when a couple of weeks back she stopped me cold. "Wait!" she exclaims, "You mean you have a copy of the actual court paper work and conviction from the county? This is just not hear-say stuff?" I was rather surprised. "Why, yes, I do," I said. "Its not hear-say. I have the paperwork stamped ______ County Court. Found guilty as charged in a trial by jury." My therapist gets a concerned, official look on her face. "Then according to the professional code of ethics, I am required to warn anyone who might have a minor child below the age of 18 in the household in which he resides. Will you please bring in those papers when you come for your next session?" No problemo! Am I going to withhold documents which are a matter of public record, anyhow, and possibly be indirectly responsible for some tiny child having God knows what experience at the ax murderer's hands? Three guesses, and the first two don't count! That sleeze! Like I'd stay quiet to protect HIM over some innocent little kid. Nice try! PS I might be needing that spell for protection you mentioned a while back... Last edited by marichiko; 10-03-2005 at 09:31 PM.

10-03-2005, 09:34 PM	#3
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	We'll work it up asap... Meanwhile, stick it to the SOB, and stick with the therapy. It can be wonderfully effective with a willilng subject __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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