10/3/2005: Amazing cactus - Page 2

capnhowdy · 10-03-2005, 07:04 PM

hey Bri......
I'll do it for you:

A PAPER

Trilby · 10-03-2005, 07:10 PM

obviously no one is taking me seriously. what a surprise. I NEED a goddamn paper, motherhubberds! Not some witty banter on what or what may not be a vegetable penis! GET IT TOGETHER! I need an A, people! AN A!!!!

Oh, yeah...the subject is Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf---do any of you worthless pups have ANYthing on this?

Undertoad · 10-03-2005, 07:15 PM

The Edward Albee play?

(edited several times through my confusion)

Trilby · 10-03-2005, 07:18 PM

ah, ut...I love you. the play. the freaking PLAY. I'm supposed to have an opinion on theme (illusion vs. reality--check) dramatic action, conflicts and structure. HELP! I am too stupid to know how to do this-------actually, am too old to be able to format it correctly--last paper i wrote--long hand was acceptable. God.

Undertoad · 10-03-2005, 07:20 PM

I can't really help... it's been way too long since I read it.

I saw his latest two plays by the Philadelphia Theatre Company! They were great!

Trilby · 10-03-2005, 07:22 PM

well--SHIT!

I need HELP, damn it! HELP!

capnhowdy · 10-03-2005, 07:25 PM

maybe your teacher could give you another subject. Like penicacti.

Appologies in advance.
I could never write anything that I was TOLD to write.

Trilby · 10-03-2005, 07:30 PM

well, you've both been really helpful.

NOT.

When the children of Ohio score really effing low on all the standardized tests, it will be ME to blame. ME, do you hear me, ME! all for lack of virginia woolf support. great.

xoxoxoBruce · 10-03-2005, 08:22 PM

Google is your friend.

barefoot serpent · 10-04-2005, 02:12 PM

ugh... Virginia Woolf?

couldn't you do Anais Nin?

10-03-2005, 07:04 PM	#16
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	hey Bri...... I'll do it for you: A PAPER __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-03-2005, 07:10 PM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	obviously no one is taking me seriously. what a surprise. I NEED a goddamn paper, motherhubberds! Not some witty banter on what or what may not be a vegetable penis! GET IT TOGETHER! I need an A, people! AN A!!!! Oh, yeah...the subject is Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf---do any of you worthless pups have ANYthing on this? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-03-2005, 07:18 PM	#19
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	ah, ut...I love you. the play. the freaking PLAY. I'm supposed to have an opinion on theme (illusion vs. reality--check) dramatic action, conflicts and structure. HELP! I am too stupid to know how to do this-------actually, am too old to be able to format it correctly--last paper i wrote--long hand was acceptable. God. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-03-2005, 07:22 PM	#21
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	well--SHIT! I need HELP, damn it! HELP! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-03-2005, 07:25 PM	#22
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	maybe your teacher could give you another subject. Like penicacti. Appologies in advance. I could never write anything that I was TOLD to write. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

10-03-2005, 07:15 PM	#18
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	The Edward Albee play? (edited several times through my confusion)

10-03-2005, 07:20 PM	#20
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I can't really help... it's been way too long since I read it. I saw his latest two plays by the Philadelphia Theatre Company! They were great!

10-03-2005, 07:30 PM	#23
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	well, you've both been really helpful. NOT. When the children of Ohio score really effing low on all the standardized tests, it will be ME to blame. ME, do you hear me, ME! all for lack of virginia woolf support. great. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

10-03-2005, 08:22 PM	#24
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Google is your friend. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

10-04-2005, 02:12 PM	#25
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	ugh... Virginia Woolf? couldn't you do Anais Nin? Last edited by barefoot serpent; 10-04-2005 at 02:14 PM. Reason: fix an ummm.. Fruedian slip

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