9/22/2005: Red flash moon

wolf · 09-23-2005, 01:14 PM

We've all had that exact same wish.

And somehow, the power of the image is such that every time from here on out that someone so much as mentions it, you'll vomit in your throat a little bit. Every single time.

I feel your pain.

(N.B. the upside is that while the image swims to the fore of your consciousness when you see the name, it does not remain in the front of your head all the time. It doesn't stick there, like the Barney Song or The Chicken Dance Tune. Repression is a protective mechanism for the brain. The human brain is a miraculous machine. This proves it.)

glatt · 09-23-2005, 01:35 PM

Such is the power of Goatse. It's actually quite amazing. You say things like, "I'm sorry you saw Goatse." other people say things like "I wish I could go back in time and not see Goatse." The message couldn't be more plain. YOU WILL BE SORRY IF YOU LOOK AT GOATSE.

And yet others will come, read those comments, be curious, and actively seek out Goatse. Goatse is a power that can't be stopped. Almost like a black hole. Once you have heard the mention of Goatse, you have crossed the event horizon, and nothing you can do will keep you from being sucked in.

seakdivers · 09-23-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt

Goatse is a power that can't be stopped. Almost like a black hole.

No..... Not really.

It was more red than black...

09-23-2005, 01:14 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	We've all had that exact same wish. And somehow, the power of the image is such that every time from here on out that someone so much as mentions it, you'll vomit in your throat a little bit. Every single time. I feel your pain. (N.B. the upside is that while the image swims to the fore of your consciousness when you see the name, it does not remain in the front of your head all the time. It doesn't stick there, like the Barney Song or The Chicken Dance Tune. Repression is a protective mechanism for the brain. The human brain is a miraculous machine. This proves it.) __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-23-2005, 01:35 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Such is the power of Goatse. It's actually quite amazing. You say things like, "I'm sorry you saw Goatse." other people say things like "I wish I could go back in time and not see Goatse." The message couldn't be more plain. YOU WILL BE SORRY IF YOU LOOK AT GOATSE. And yet others will come, read those comments, be curious, and actively seek out Goatse. Goatse is a power that can't be stopped. Almost like a black hole. Once you have heard the mention of Goatse, you have crossed the event horizon, and nothing you can do will keep you from being sucked in.

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