Erect nipples

Undertoad · 09-21-2005, 02:32 PM

This poll is only for those men and women who are attracted to women.

If you don't know what I'm talking about, then this poll is not for you.

You see a woman you find attractive. As you get closer to her you notice she has obviously erect nipples. Stiff nipplage. Headlights on. Tweeters.

How does this impact your impression of her?

glatt · 09-21-2005, 02:34 PM

plthijinx · 09-21-2005, 03:47 PM

SUHWHEEEET!

barefoot serpent · 09-21-2005, 03:50 PM

mmmm... pokies!

schwingggg X 2

melidasaur · 09-21-2005, 04:08 PM

I know that this poll is only for those who prefer chicks, but I like it when I guy has hard nips...

itsjulie · 09-21-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by melidasaur

I know that this poll is only for those who prefer chicks, but I like it when I guy has hard nips...

I second that melidasaur! But for some reason it looks gross if they are pointy through his shirt - I only like it when the shirt is off!

lumberjim · 09-21-2005, 05:50 PM

how could you NOT like NHO's? really.

seakdivers · 09-21-2005, 07:01 PM

tweeters?

Undertoad · 09-21-2005, 07:24 PM

niplets? pencil erasers? smuggling peanuts?

Mary Jane and Me · 09-21-2005, 11:38 PM

smugglin peanuts...........

if a chick has headlights then that just way ups her sex appeal

Tonchi · 09-22-2005, 03:28 AM

OK, confession time because I don't think anybody here knows anybody who know ME so the secret is reasonably safe (you don't talk about stuff like this in Fresno, y'see, well OK except maybe at the University, but only if you check the crowd for Evangelicals first), weellll anyway...

This is a problem I have always had, super large erect nipples

It's even more bizarre because I have no boobs to speak of, just the leading edges. It must be genetic, has nothing to do with whether I am aroused or not. Only a heavily padded bra could cover the fact, otherwise people could see it plainly across the room. I spent a lot of my life holding whatever was practical in front of my chest with crossed arms

Guys used to say "What in the world is that in your pocket?!" and I would say "Nickles."

xoxoxoBruce · 09-22-2005, 08:34 AM

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no boobs to speak of, just the leading edges

That trumps double d's with no points.

Tonchi · 09-22-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

That trumps double d's with no points.

I would gladly have traded for the double-D's instead, that would have been less awkward and would have attracted less morbid fascination. The one photo that my ex-husband took has been confiscated. Now that I think about, it probably should be destroyed because I do not want somebody coming across it one day when I am 80 years old and have comfortably forgotten all about this.

Elspode · 09-22-2005, 04:14 PM

I think it is incredibly rude and crass to demand proof from Tonchi of her affliction. I mean, what...did you expect her to go get a camera or something and snap a pic of her own busom?

Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. *Then* take a picture of the result and post it here.

Your arbitor of good taste,
Patrick

Troubleshooter · 09-22-2005, 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tonchi

This is a problem I have always had, super large erect nipples

You do realize that this requires us to demand proof right?

View Poll Results: Discovery of the nip-ons makes me feel...
Awesomely more sexually attracted	38	64.41%
A little more attracted; it's risque	16	27.12%
Neither more or less attracted	4	6.78%
A little less attracted; it's a bit of a turnoff	1	1.69%
Ew, lots less attracted, it's disgusting and foul	0	0%
Voters: 59. You may not vote on this poll

09-21-2005, 02:32 PM	#1
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Erect nipples This poll is only for those men and women who are attracted to women. If you don't know what I'm talking about, then this poll is not for you. You see a woman you find attractive. As you get closer to her you notice she has obviously erect nipples. Stiff nipplage. Headlights on. Tweeters. How does this impact your impression of her?

09-21-2005, 03:47 PM	#3
plthijinx Master Dwellar Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 4,197	SUHWHEEEET! __________________ For your dreams to come true, you must first have a dream.

09-21-2005, 04:08 PM	#5
melidasaur Traded your soul for pogs. Join Date: May 2004 Location: Champaign, IL Posts: 646	I know that this poll is only for those who prefer chicks, but I like it when I guy has hard nips... __________________ I love England, what can I say?

09-21-2005, 05:50 PM	#7
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	how could you NOT like NHO's? really. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

09-21-2005, 02:34 PM	#2
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717

09-21-2005, 03:50 PM	#4
barefoot serpent go ahead, abbrev. it Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Lawrence, KS Posts: 2,623	mmmm... pokies! schwingggg X 2

09-21-2005, 07:01 PM	#8
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	tweeters?

09-21-2005, 07:24 PM	#9
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	niplets? pencil erasers? smuggling peanuts?

09-21-2005, 11:38 PM	#10
Mary Jane and Me IS IN HIDING.............CAN YOU FIND ME??? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Clarksville, Ar Posts: 28	smugglin peanuts........... if a chick has headlights then that just way ups her sex appeal

09-22-2005, 03:28 AM	#11
Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	OK, confession time because I don't think anybody here knows anybody who know ME so the secret is reasonably safe (you don't talk about stuff like this in Fresno, y'see, well OK except maybe at the University, but only if you check the crowd for Evangelicals first), weellll anyway... This is a problem I have always had, super large erect nipples It's even more bizarre because I have no boobs to speak of, just the leading edges. It must be genetic, has nothing to do with whether I am aroused or not. Only a heavily padded bra could cover the fact, otherwise people could see it plainly across the room. I spent a lot of my life holding whatever was practical in front of my chest with crossed arms Guys used to say "What in the world is that in your pocket?!" and I would say "Nickles." __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

09-22-2005, 04:14 PM	#14
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I think it is incredibly rude and crass to demand proof from Tonchi of her affliction. I mean, what...did you expect her to go get a camera or something and snap a pic of her own busom? Tonchi...go to Wal Mart, get one of those baby footprint impression kits, and use that instead. Then take a picture of the result and post it here. Your arbitor of good taste, Patrick __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

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