The Sex Thread - Page 33

Elspode · 08-12-2005, 11:40 AM

$2,187.50 for the round trip. Plt, definitely take a commercial flight. Bri, don't get worked up. Don't you want the man to arrive with couple bucks in his pocket? You're gonna be awful hungry and thirsty after about seven or eight hours, you know.

plthijinx · 08-12-2005, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LabRat

I was wondering exactly what they said... here's your bill, wanna screw???

nah it's more like "screw the bill! wanna F$ck?!"

Trilby · 08-18-2005, 11:08 AM

Ok, wolfie, you said something about bitch slapping me here in the sex thread: Ok--DO IT!

(I kinda like it!

wolf · 08-18-2005, 11:12 AM

I'm actually more of a flogger.

Bitchslapping is rougher on the hands.

Trilby · 08-18-2005, 11:17 AM

(joyously) A flogging! A flogging!

Trilby · 08-18-2005, 11:52 AM

(sobbing)

wolf has, once again, left me high and dry!

(sobbing some more)

Silent · 08-18-2005, 12:12 PM

You must be bored today.

In case Wolf never returns, for you:

http://nawtythings.com/toys/dj0273.html

wolf · 08-18-2005, 01:24 PM

There is more than one kind of punishment ...

Trilby · 09-09-2005, 02:16 PM

Is it me... Or does itsjulie appear RIPE for this thread? I'm detecting an undercurrent of...shall we say, horny-ness, in her posts, and am wondering if she has anything to add to our little homespun thread on sex? Whaddya say, julie? Any, er, pointers?

bargalunan · 09-09-2005, 03:44 PM

Illustrated by Britney Spears example, it's well known that US people have no sex before wedding.
That's the reason why they can easily get married in Las Vegas.
They get divorce 5 minutes later, that is longer than their sexual intercourse.
Can be worried for them because they seldom get married more than 10 times in their lifes and then look like Lizz Taylor.

So sad

seakdivers · 09-09-2005, 04:42 PM

Brianna - I totally agree.

Bring it on Julie!

itsjulie · 09-09-2005, 08:50 PM

HOLY SHIT !!!!

HOLY SHIT AND HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brianna - You are GOOD! OK, what gave it away before I talk?

itsjulie · 09-09-2005, 09:02 PM

Guess I will "be a tease" - heading off to bed and off to the bachelorette party first thing in the morning - back Sunday afternoon - and I plan on having some great stories!!!! Since, it has been about 5 months for me

I'll leave you with that!

Trilby · 09-10-2005, 12:24 AM

Oh, girl. five months is Nuthing! Give us a story!

Mary Jane and Me · 09-10-2005, 10:49 PM

Hey ya'll, this is the first time I have been to this site, and I gotta say ITS AWESOME!!! :p :p

08-12-2005, 11:40 AM	#481
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	$2,187.50 for the round trip. Plt, definitely take a commercial flight. Bri, don't get worked up. Don't you want the man to arrive with couple bucks in his pocket? You're gonna be awful hungry and thirsty after about seven or eight hours, you know. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-18-2005, 11:08 AM	#483
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Ok, wolfie, you said something about bitch slapping me here in the sex thread: Ok--DO IT! (I kinda like it! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2005, 11:12 AM	#484
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I'm actually more of a flogger. Bitchslapping is rougher on the hands. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

08-18-2005, 11:17 AM	#485
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	(joyously) A flogging! A flogging! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2005, 11:52 AM	#486
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	(sobbing) wolf has, once again, left me high and dry! (sobbing some more) __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-18-2005, 12:12 PM	#487
Silent Romanes Eunt Domus Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Nova Scotia Posts: 702	You must be bored today. In case Wolf never returns, for you: http://nawtythings.com/toys/dj0273.html

08-18-2005, 01:24 PM	#488
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	There is more than one kind of punishment ... __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-09-2005, 02:16 PM	#489
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Is it me... Or does itsjulie appear RIPE for this thread? I'm detecting an undercurrent of...shall we say, horny-ness, in her posts, and am wondering if she has anything to add to our little homespun thread on sex? Whaddya say, julie? Any, er, pointers? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-09-2005, 03:44 PM	#490
bargalunan Abecedarian Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Nantes (France) Posts: 175	Illustrated by Britney Spears example, it's well known that US people have no sex before wedding. That's the reason why they can easily get married in Las Vegas. They get divorce 5 minutes later, that is longer than their sexual intercourse. Can be worried for them because they seldom get married more than 10 times in their lifes and then look like Lizz Taylor. So sad

09-09-2005, 04:42 PM	#491
seakdivers Icy Queen Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southeast Alaska Posts: 700	Brianna - I totally agree. Bring it on Julie!

09-09-2005, 08:50 PM	#492
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	HOLY SHIT !!!! HOLY SHIT AND HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Brianna - You are GOOD! OK, what gave it away before I talk? __________________ I like to know stuff!

09-09-2005, 09:02 PM	#493
itsjulie Vice-President of Resentment Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Connecticut Posts: 190	Guess I will "be a tease" - heading off to bed and off to the bachelorette party first thing in the morning - back Sunday afternoon - and I plan on having some great stories!!!! Since, it has been about 5 months for me I'll leave you with that! __________________ I like to know stuff!

09-10-2005, 12:24 AM	#494
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Oh, girl. five months is Nuthing! Give us a story! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

09-10-2005, 10:49 PM	#495
Mary Jane and Me IS IN HIDING.............CAN YOU FIND ME??? Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Clarksville, Ar Posts: 28	Hey ya'll, this is the first time I have been to this site, and I gotta say ITS AWESOME!!! :p :p

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